nacogdoches texas

Fucking boring ass town. Everyone claims there real though most aren't. Over ran by methheads and dealers. The oldest town in Texas is about the only thing worth mentioning honestly. One street is rich take one turn your in the projects. Commonly known as Nasty Nac, Nacognowhere, Niggogdoches, Crackogdoches, Etc. Pretty much the slums or Puts if Hell. They say once here you can't leave without returning for good one day.

Nacogdoches Texas is a fucking waste of map space!

by NacogManiac December 26, 2016

eastland texas

A small town in Texas. Located in what's known as the big country. A place where everyone knows your business. 3/4 of the population has been to prison or safp for buying drugs, selling drugs, or failing a u.a. on probation. The best job you can hope to find here is at EBAA or Allsups on main street. Most of the people in the town are related in one way or another. It's a black hole. Most people who try to leave this town get sucked back in. Most of the residents were born and raised here. Outsiders are not easily accepted here. There is a saying here that you drive through this location you leave on probation.

Eastland texas has a corrupt legal system.

by Christi2469 June 12, 2018

Texas Panhandle

Whilst giving one individual a handjob on a street corner, one continues to solicit donations of change and small bills from passers by.

The hobo at first and broadway needed money badly enough to give me a Texas Panhandle.

by heartattack701 August 19, 2013

Texas Tornado

When a male partner takes his female partner and spins her around on his dick like a raging tornado in Texas!

Male: Damnnnnnnn baby! I'm giving you a Texas Tornado tonight!

Female: It better be a good tornado baby! (;

by Natalie Stump. July 1, 2014

Texas Helper

A lightweight, ornamental chain linking a Prince Albert to a perineum (or "taint") piercing. Texas Helpers can provide the support and guidance needed when making use of the areas surrounding these types of piercing.

I can't count how many times my Texas Helper has helped me navigate out of a sticky situation.

by trön June 13, 2017

Texas Dry Rub

The act of eating flaming hot Cheetos and covering your hands in the powder, then masturbating.

I just Texas Dry Rubbed my dick

by Hugh J ASS June 4, 2018

texas grandparent

Someone who is expendable in a crisis, who can be sacrificed for the greater good. Based on the request from Texas Republicans to let old people die, during the 2020 COVID-19 crisis, so young people can go back to work.

“If we have an apocalypse, I’m throwing you to the zombies like a Texas grandparent.”

by giraffe-o March 25, 2020