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teddy jordan

Teddy jordan secretly hates his owner Erin jordan because she tries and rapes him when he tries to eat. she starts wanking him off as she says it helps him eat ok erin ! Teddy has tried to run away multiple physco but erins a physco and practically sits on him .
I can’t believe Teddy Jordan came on Erin jordan
by Banana ABBA March 11, 2020
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teddy bear heart

(n.) - when you find yourself over utilizing your love language of gift giving and buy extravagant gifts
“Hey Francis, what happened to your other monitor?”

“Ah, I gave it to my ex-girlfriend.”

“That’s okay, you just have a teddy bear heart.”
by littleblvebird June 6, 2023
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Teddy

Teddy is often an old fat man, usually making others uncomfortable. It is also slang for an Andrew Tate fan that no one likes.
You're being such a Teddy right now!

If you keep acting like a Teddy, we're going to be breaking up.
by vixtilu May 26, 2023
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Funneh’s Teddy

Funneh’s Teddy,also know as FunTed.Is A Gachatuber With 26K Subs.

FunTed Is In A Group Call Krew Cosplay Fam.There Are 10 Members In The Group.
xXLunarMoonXx(More well known as Moon Or A Mother Figure),NotDaniela XD aka(Daniela Or A Sister Figure),Official Lapxze aka(Lapize/Lapxze Or A Sister Figure),Cloudykook aka(Cloudy Or A Sister Figure),Krewwoah aka(Kiwi Or A Sister Figure),Not Lunaii Skyi aka(Luna Or A Sister Figure),YanExist? aka(Yan Or A Sister Figure),Krew Kiddo aka(Cole Or A Brother Figure) And Asteria aka(A Sister Figure).

She is known as ItsFunneh’s Teddy(RolePlay)
Person 1:Have you watch Funneh’s Teddy Newest Video?
Person 2:No?Who Is That??
by Not Lunaii Skyi July 22, 2021
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Teddy

Teddy is a very pretty, very cute, amazing, perfect guy with an extremely hot girlfriend, his girlfriend’s name is Lucille
Lucille: “look how pretty my cute boyfriend teddy is! I love him so much he is perfect.”

Friend: “Yeah he’s really cute!”

Lucille: “I am going to kill you”
by l4736251 November 27, 2021
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Topless Teddy

When a gentleman has imbibed to a point that he feels it appropriate to remove his shirt and spend the rest of the night topless.
Man that guy is wasted, now he's going Topless Teddy.
by The Real Chas February 20, 2023
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angry teddy frye

when two homosexuals touch dick eyes over a hairy asshole and it looks like a moustache
dude i cant believe that those guys want to give me an angry teddy frye.
by teddy frye January 2, 2017
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