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Tactical

When someone has a tactical gun, it has a bunch of gadgets and gizmos that make it more effective in battle. Military nuts take this too far and now we have tactical toilet paper. It has a laser light attachment to ensure the most accurate wipe of your life.

This isn't to be confused with the actual definition of tactical. When someone says "tactical pistol" it just has a bunch of fancy James bond robo cop stuff on it.
Look at my tactical combat rifle!

You just put a Gameboy on the side.
by JustAwesome3601 July 12, 2024
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Tactical Squad, away!

a phrase originating from the 1975 racist comedy movie “Darktown Strutters” used when rallying a group of people to do something very questionable and/or racist.
by SpeedMcWeed April 20, 2024
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Tactical poo

Tactical poo-

Is taken when one has a urge but not urgent one to shit, but due to work, commitments or anything that comes in the future minutes to hours to interfere with this sacred time: one then go’s to do a tactical shit.
Kenny “fuckk I kinda gotta shit but it’s not cooked and ready..”

Sussie “..we are paramedics Kenny, do a tactical poo now, in case we have a job come up..”
by GuNs LoVa May 19, 2024
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Tactical Glaze

A spin-off of glazing, but by which the glazer has purposeful intent behind their meatriding. Used as a means to an end, or in this case a glaze quid pro quo, if you will.
Me: "Hey boss, did you get your hair cut, you're looking sharp today!"
Friend: "How's it taste? You're doing tricks on it."
Me: "Tactical glaze. My review is next week."
by FrickyFrickyFresh July 2, 2024
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tactical board

cock.

at least, in doom bible terms
damn my tactical board is so hard right now
by iminhellplshelpahhh July 7, 2024
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Tactical Bitching

Hiding, a form of being a bitch, but tactically.
Invented by some dipshit eight year old in 2017, in Fortnite. Example: Hiding on the edge of a battle-royale storm like a little bitch, (Or running away, like a little bitch.) But with tact.
“I never run, I just tactical retreat and come back.”

“That’s what I’m sayin’, it’s called tactical bitching, it’s great. I made it myself in 2017 during a Fortnite match, look it up.”

“? So how we gon’ look it up?? How we gon-“

“-Uhhh, uhh-”
by RAHHH!!!2816 September 19, 2024
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Tactical fried chicken

You get advantage on attack rolls in the hood
He threw the tactical fried chicken into the hood and distracted the monkeys
by Ball touchertheninety ninth January 29, 2025
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