The act of using a bagel stuffed with cream cheese and lox into the whole and masturbating with it and then exclaiming "Mazel Toss!!" while ejaculating. Various sexual fantasies can be fulfilled with using different types of bagels.
Simon: I thought I heard someone scream in pain and turned out it was just Saul. He was finishing a Mazel Toss when I walked in on him. Disgusting! He used the rest of my lox too.
Bernie: Nightmare! Was he using pumpernickel again? He likes 'em dark.
Simon: No, but it was a mini bagel. I think he like 'em young too.
Bernie: Nightmare! Was he using pumpernickel again? He likes 'em dark.
Simon: No, but it was a mini bagel. I think he like 'em young too.
by von groovy May 27, 2017
by joshandnoodles_ February 06, 2023
Your guy friend cuts off his wiener and throws it, aiming to land it right in your bussay or butthole
by Mommy milf Jessica October 11, 2021
When a man takes his elbow and slides it into a woman’s butt without wearing goggles. Usually performed by three or more people.
Man I met up with my group project members last night and we just ended up tossing the toast all night long
by Ian Connell November 02, 2017
I don't give a flying toss if you thought it was alright to do, you DO NOT have sex with the family cat!
I don't give a flying toss what you think, mate
I don't give a flying toss what you think, mate
by Jdog334 December 12, 2018
To physically assault an individual, usually resulting in said individual being rendered unconscious.
by h8uall April 20, 2006
A Scottish bowling technique used in the sport of cricket.
Users of this technique are frowned upon as it was deemed an “illegal throw” in professional cricket as of March 2017. (Law. 213)
This was due to an exceeding rate of fatalities in the sport.
The action consists of an unusual twisting and double shoulder rotation whilst rolling 3 fingers across the “bald spot” of the cricket ball. Players with short/stumpy/chubby fingers and hands are at great advantage of performing the kilton toss to the highest ability”
A Scottish cricketer made famous for the toss - John Blain, credits his overweight grandmother for the technique.
Users of this technique are frowned upon as it was deemed an “illegal throw” in professional cricket as of March 2017. (Law. 213)
This was due to an exceeding rate of fatalities in the sport.
The action consists of an unusual twisting and double shoulder rotation whilst rolling 3 fingers across the “bald spot” of the cricket ball. Players with short/stumpy/chubby fingers and hands are at great advantage of performing the kilton toss to the highest ability”
A Scottish cricketer made famous for the toss - John Blain, credits his overweight grandmother for the technique.
“Fucking hell Dave , you almost took my head off with that ripper of a kilton toss!”
Commentator: “Here comes John Blain again, sprinting in , Oh Wow! He’s absolutely blown the stumps with one of the best kilton tosses I’ve ever witnessed! Scotland claim another wicket.”
Commentator: “Here comes John Blain again, sprinting in , Oh Wow! He’s absolutely blown the stumps with one of the best kilton tosses I’ve ever witnessed! Scotland claim another wicket.”
by Big lady fish girl October 31, 2022