Thomas 

He is mad annoying, stupid, and wishes he had friends.

He is such a crybaby and is a daddy's boy

look that person is crying
yeah, its Thomas crybaby himself.

Thomas by x j s October 25, 2018

Thomas 

such a crybaby and has no friends

why is he crying because he's being Thomas

Thomas by x j s October 25, 2018

Thomas 

Thomas is the most caring and important person you will ever have in your life and if you don’t have one well it sucks to be you mate, thimas will always be there for you no matter what is happening and he will always and forever love you and he will always find a way to make you smile, Thomas is never afraid to be himself around you and has the most beautiful blue eyes and blond hair, he’s funny and confident about his “dad jokes”... 😂

If you don’t have a Thomas as good as mine then you better get one because he’s one of the kindest guys out there

Xoxo - Hailey :)

Whenever I’m sad all I have to do is look at Thomas and I’ll feel happy again

Thomas by T + H = L O V E October 27, 2018

thomas 

Man with unusually large penis (7-9 inches) He is the best looking man you will see and loves sports. He has big muscular lips and they are juicy. He is very tall and muscular and gets all the girls including me

Thomas is so sexy and smels good

thomas by bigwhore666 November 8, 2018

Thomas 

A socially retarded white teenager who is captain of 4 different meme-making industries. He likes to write books and design video games for other people, but he's paid minimum wage. He claims he's good at the piano but the only songs he really even knows how to play is a shitload of nursery rhymes and All Star. When it comes to the ladies he's about as smooth as sandpaper covered in broken glass. He gets roasted on the daily by everybody in his school, but he uses their insults as an advantage to make more memes.

"Hey gee wizz, I should talk to that girl over there I like"
"Thomas, no don't. You'll act socially retarded again."
"PFFT. Nahh"
-Walks over to girl-
"...I DESPERATELY WANT TO MAKE LOVE TO A SCHOOL BOY"
-Gets pepper sprayed-

Thomas by That random guy thing November 10, 2018

Thomas 

Super smart curly haired boiiii with stiff fingers ;) he is number one fortnite gamer and super awesome boi.

Wow!
What?
Its Thomas!
OMG THOMAS?!?! That guy is so awesome!

Thomas by Anon Thongas November 11, 2018

Thomas 

a kid that plays league of legends and begs for fortnite accounts so that he can have every single skin in the game

1 "hay is that thomas" "i think it is he's always playing fortnite and league of legend" "i know right this guy should really find a life or maybe a girlfriend"
2 "hay thomas let's go out for a drink" "can't bro i'm playing league of legends

Thomas by crimsonland December 3, 2018