Tater Patch

a nicotine patch with a whole roll of gauze on it. its also soaked with acid. GREAT acid by all means. the patch tapes down a hookah hose connected to a hookah full of kush. and youre sitting in a "giggle" wooden chair. and uh, you have a foot peddle, haha, thats connected to a propane torch. haha. connected to a propane torch that lights the kush, haha, hahaha, hahaha, hah, ha. hahaha and inside the hookah hahaha, is pure tater made whiskey hahahahahaha, hahah.., ahhhh this should go on ideas.com. you should prolly like paste it before we get get office type, hahahahah, you .. ahhh well.. hahahahahahahaha shit.. aids.. oprah bitch

billy, where the fuck you put your tater patch at, nigga?

by tater patch September 02, 2010

patch snatch

The small pouch above the vagina

She has a big patch snatch

by jammynose February 16, 2014

fire patch

A red-haired person with red pubic hair

Look at thomas, I bet he has a Fire patch.

by eddiethefather February 15, 2019

pumpkin patch

Term of affection and adoration used for someone who is the cutest ever. Even cuter than a pumpkin pie.

Girl 1: My boyfriend brought me a chocolate covered strawberries.

Girl 2: Oh my gosh! What a pumpkin patch!

by HK1717 June 08, 2012

porn patch

Hair style for men - often military types. Very short, even shaved hair round the sides with a slightly longer crew cut length, often rectangular, "patch" on top.

To Barber - "I'd like a porn patch please".

by Gübar September 18, 2003

vadge patch

the ridiculous fashion accessory Christina Aquilera is wearing over the pussy area of her jeans on her 'Stripped' CD cover ... luckily this suggested trend never caught on

johnny : 'hey, d'you hear that new jam 'Dirrty' by Christina Aquilera? kinda catchy'
jill : 'yeah, but what's up w/ that vadge patch she's wearin' on the cover'
johnny : 'yeah, i dunno ... i dunno'

by dirrtyGirrl69 February 03, 2007

grass patch

Ratchet, nappy hair

Oooh that girl gotta grass patch on her head

by Shrimp Daddy Labouf October 09, 2013