Me:Tish, what are you doing?
Tish: I’ve got dad on speaker phone and he’s talking to me about super old SNL episodes. It’s entertaining! “So my hog taker and log maker are on full display”
Me:Lamp
Tish: I’ve got dad on speaker phone and he’s talking to me about super old SNL episodes. It’s entertaining! “So my hog taker and log maker are on full display”
Me:Lamp
by salmonella2 January 31, 2021

When you have chips in your room and want nachos, but all you have for cheese is kraft singles so you put one on your lamp bulb then when it melts you scrape it off with a chip.
by TyraSkanks March 30, 2019

by Iampof November 23, 2020

by jimbo jimboson September 23, 2023

Girl 1: So I hear you fucked that hot guy last night. How was it?
Girl 2: OMG! It was amazing. I rubbed his lamp!
Girl 1: What was it like!?
Girl 2: It’s soooo BIG!!!
Girl 2: OMG! It was amazing. I rubbed his lamp!
Girl 1: What was it like!?
Girl 2: It’s soooo BIG!!!
by Sassy Gains June 21, 2019

The annoying girl who steals random shit like a lamp from the bars in Amherst. She’s the type of girl who blacks out and then refuses to take accountability for her actions the next day.
by Amherstdude August 19, 2022

by lil young chaos May 3, 2024
