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Brandon

Brandon is a very annoying person with crooked teeth an a even more crooked sexuality.Brandon also has a weird obsession with cars. As of recently Brandon has been seen twisting his sack in a convulsing manner to cars, just out right destroying them with a new coat of white paint.
if Brandon ever sees a truck, make sure you cover your ears ...
by BØT BOY September 28, 2019
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brandon

a hot guy that can make every girl happy he is the nicest person you will ever meet he is the guy you will ever meet he is amazing in bed he has the biggest dick u will ever see and he will make u happy just to see him he is the best boyfriend you will ever have he is super cute and very sexy he looks weak but is veary strong he knows how to fight people laugh at him and he knows how to take a joke he plays stupid but is actually really smart he can make any girl happy in bed and is completely starght
I just got of bed with brandon best time in bed i ever had
by Hapy friend March 18, 2017
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Brandon

He will now and forever be a fuckboy. If in a relationship never give a second chance you'll only come out hurt worse than before. He isn't worth it.
Bad lover but a good friend sometimes.
Can you believe what Brandon did?

Yes, he's a fuckboy.
by Darlin'deer January 17, 2018
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Brandon

Brandon is a bald cop calling loser that sits in his room all day and night and only comes out when hes hungry he also likes to argue over the most petty stuff ever and likes to video tape arguments like a fuck head and he don't pay any bills and his mom has to pay is house payments and sits on his ass and plays on his phone all the time and he a over all pussy bitch
Someone: my man dont do shit but sit on his ass.

Friend: ur husband/boyfriend is such a brandon
by Karen cline September 7, 2020
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brandon

a very hairy ape smells like old yogurt and expired milk. someone had sex with an orange and out came Brandon.
by Brian Brickhouse June 11, 2018
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Brandon

Brandon is one of the most amazing guys you will ever meet. He is kind and courageous. He is very shy, but if he loves you, he will work up the bravery to tell you. Once he loves you, he will never give up on you. He is the stars on a dark night. He will always be there for you and help you through any situation. He loves his friends very much and is always playing around with them. He is selflessand one of the most amazing guys you will ever meet.
P1: I heard about the new kid today. His name is Brandon.
P2: Yeah I saw him too. He already made friends and is so nice to them.
P3: He seems pretty brave as well.
by HeatherTheTether March 21, 2019
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Brandon

That one kid that threw sand in your eyes and pushed you off the swing at the playground in 3rd grade.
"Wow, he is a realy big Brandon"
by Booperdooper115 May 6, 2019
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