tampon tim

The way MAGA republicans salute a 24 year retired Army veteran Tim Walz
Support the troops! The biggest republican hoax ever

Democrat- I love Vice President Tim Walz! He is such a great family man and honorable veteran.
MAGA nutcase- tampon tim!? that guy is stolen valor , I don't even think he ever really served in the military! JD Vance is a better pick for VP!
Democrat- 24 years of military service is a lot more than Bone Spurs Trump

by Trump-Epstein_list_missing August 7, 2024

used tampon

a disorganized, slutty, cruel, and mean penis

"I bed hop without mercy like a dirty little used tampon"

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022

used tampon

ew

"I'm a literal used tampon!"

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022

Tampon Racecar

Just an eyesore of a car

Verosika: "I'll need to park here for a week during spring break"

Blitzo: Oh no! You are not parking here for a fucking week, Now take your Tampon Racecar somewhere else!

by Ilikeppjuice February 13, 2021

tampon

a cotton tube attached to a string (for an easy way to remove it) for preventing any leakage during a womans menstral period . When a tampon is inserted, it merely soaks up any fluid and stops it from coming outside of the body, creating that 'fish' smell.

Sarah: "Do you use tampons or pads?"

Danielle: "Tampons... I hate smelling fishy."

by R34LLYrayn October 21, 2012

used tampon

any penis that won't wait and organize the man's spiritual, personal, and legal affairs first before it had sex with anyone

Man 1: "Man, you look like a used tampon."

Man 2, smiling: "I know."

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022

Tampon Tantrum

When a liberal man acts like a woman on period, specially resulting from their political views getting challenged

Steve is throwing a tampon tantrum again

by LiberalTears101 January 28, 2025