Swiftism is a religion centred around the pop-star Taylor Swift.
Swifties welcome everyone to join Swiftism, as we try to be inclusive. The only people not welcome are Kanye West or John Mayer stans.
There are many common practices associated with Swiftism. Some Swifties choose to wear a red scarf, paper rings or other significant items to remind themselves of Taylor Swift and to show others that they are a part of Swiftism.
There are also many holidays celebrated by Swifties, which are marked on official Swiftie calendars. These include, but are not limited to album birthdays, Swift family member birthdays and national snake day.
It is important to recognise the Fearless heart hands, an iconic gesture of Swiftism.
Other traditions include quoting the sacred lore (e.g. you are not asleep, your mind is alive), drinking coffee/tea/hot chocolate on a Wednesday in a cafe, Christmas themed birthday parties and adopting too many cats.
The Swiftie national anthem is Maroon. Generally, the chorus is song in a monotone voice at appropriate occasions.
Some commonly held values in Swiftism are kindness, fearlessness, speaking now (not later), joy, friends, revenge, love, reading, self respect and never sleeping.
Swifties welcome everyone to join Swiftism, as we try to be inclusive. The only people not welcome are Kanye West or John Mayer stans.
There are many common practices associated with Swiftism. Some Swifties choose to wear a red scarf, paper rings or other significant items to remind themselves of Taylor Swift and to show others that they are a part of Swiftism.
There are also many holidays celebrated by Swifties, which are marked on official Swiftie calendars. These include, but are not limited to album birthdays, Swift family member birthdays and national snake day.
It is important to recognise the Fearless heart hands, an iconic gesture of Swiftism.
Other traditions include quoting the sacred lore (e.g. you are not asleep, your mind is alive), drinking coffee/tea/hot chocolate on a Wednesday in a cafe, Christmas themed birthday parties and adopting too many cats.
The Swiftie national anthem is Maroon. Generally, the chorus is song in a monotone voice at appropriate occasions.
Some commonly held values in Swiftism are kindness, fearlessness, speaking now (not later), joy, friends, revenge, love, reading, self respect and never sleeping.
Example 1:
Betty recently joined Swiftism, and now she always wears a red scarf.
Example 2:
Swiftism is a very popular religion.
Betty recently joined Swiftism, and now she always wears a red scarf.
Example 2:
Swiftism is a very popular religion.
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Guy 1: "So what kind of music are you in to?"
Guy 2: "Mostly country, Toby Keith, Brad Paisley, Taylor Swift, along those lines."
Guy 1: "Did you just say Taylor Swift?"
Guy 2: "No! I mean't Johnny Cash! Sheez did you think I was some kind of Secret Swifter?"
Guy 2: "Mostly country, Toby Keith, Brad Paisley, Taylor Swift, along those lines."
Guy 1: "Did you just say Taylor Swift?"
Guy 2: "No! I mean't Johnny Cash! Sheez did you think I was some kind of Secret Swifter?"
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Get the t swifted mug.The multi-talented singer Taylor Swift who has recently released her new album called Reputation in response to the media for squandering her reputation.
Actually has 5 albums .
She is 27 years old and is currently dating actor Joe Alwyn.
She has two cats named Olivia and Meredith.
Taylor has a legion of fans who love her unconditionally and call themselves "swifties" which always defend her from a lot of haters' criticism.
She was previously a singer of country music but now has dabbled in pop music.
Winner of 10 Grammys and 1 Emmy Award and currently has broken the record for the most watched video in 24 hours.
She has come to save pop and we swifties will always be with her ...
Forever and always
Long live is our anthem
and we will always support you Taylor💜
Actually has 5 albums .
She is 27 years old and is currently dating actor Joe Alwyn.
She has two cats named Olivia and Meredith.
Taylor has a legion of fans who love her unconditionally and call themselves "swifties" which always defend her from a lot of haters' criticism.
She was previously a singer of country music but now has dabbled in pop music.
Winner of 10 Grammys and 1 Emmy Award and currently has broken the record for the most watched video in 24 hours.
She has come to save pop and we swifties will always be with her ...
Forever and always
Long live is our anthem
and we will always support you Taylor💜
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