Malcolm Subban

It's Malcolm

Did you see Malcolm shut the door on Vitamin McD in OT last night?

Malcolm Subban is the best tendy in the league.

by Cheese Tucker December 8, 2017

productive sobbing

Having the ability to take your feelings, channel them through creativity and turn them into art.

I did some productive sobbing yesterday and came up with a new song.

by Josyds December 3, 2018

Mask-Snubbing

Originated during the coronavirus pandemic, mask-snubbing is when you look at someone then put your mask on to indicate your disgust for them

Saw shorty lookin cute but had to hit her with the mean mask-snubbing to keep her humble, also corona

by Cool Phox July 18, 2020

Ballpit Sebbing

(verb)
To Ballpit Seb:
To remain in a state of childish wonder, and possibly in denial, while holding a no thoughts head empty expression.

The equivalent of the 😀 emoji.

"Hey, heard you failed your test. You okay?"

"Idk bro I'm just Ballpit Sebbing."

by milfluvr.rawr March 27, 2021

Wet Slubbing

When your drooly possum is affectionately and adoringly rubbing her face on your hand whilst simultaneously producing an awe inspiring amount of slobber. Simultaneously the cutest thing ever and towel grabbingly gross.

Scoots is living her best Wet Slubbing life. Jo on the other hand is battling with the possum mama question of how did I get here.

by ScootsIsAwesome October 5, 2021

The Subbans

Act of dragging ones buttocks across the ground thus creating a trail of caca which recreates the effort Jonas has to exude each shift

Jonas Siegenthaler is a good defenseman but he has a bad case of the Subbans.

by DevRickus October 31, 2021

vignesh subbu krishna

The sweetest human being who is both super dumb and super intelligent. He can calculate the cube-root of a fraction without a pen and a paper but can't pour a glass of water into a bottle without spilling more than half of it. A Vignesh subbu krishna has the cutest lil ass and the brightest smile. The best part is, they can master any skill that they want to learn.
Their smile can be fake as fuck but those b*stards nail it like a bloody emoji on WhatsApp.

KVs are smart, sexy and funny at times, but are often whiny and annoying and have zero social skills. They come up with dad-jokes instantly but NO ONE LAUGHS! well, Not that it bothers them.. They do it anyway.

He is not everyone's favorite but when he is in love with someone, he would go to any extent to love her even more.

She cant take her eyes off of him, he is such a Vignesh subbu krishna!
That joke sucks! Don't pull a KV on me!!
He is a bloody Vignesh subbu Krishna during the Math exam!

by uneemvk November 23, 2021