diet strokes

all the garage bands that came out just as The Strokes blew up

"I was at the Whiskey A Go-Go last night to see Muse, and all the opening acts were these diet strokes".

by MeLJ05 July 2, 2008

toilet stroke

When you have to go to the bathroom but are constipated, so you push really hard until the forehead vein is visibly beating, you see spots and become light headed.

(to someone exiting a bathroom stall)
Hey man! you ok? You need help getting your balance. I see your forehead vein pounding!
(second guy) Nah man, I'm alright just a little light headed form that toilet stroke......

by santacruzjt December 19, 2013

Golden Strokes

1) The strokes right before you are about to cum

Bob was in his golden strokes right when his dog jumped on the bed.

by Infected Mist June 23, 2020

Stroke the snake

Another way to say masturbate

“Whatever , don’t act like you guys don’t stroke the snake either”

by Scorpio Zeus February 26, 2018

Dab stroke

When you dab repeatedly and uncontrollable often to the beat of a song.

Sorry I bumped into you, I was having a dab stroke.

by Robman69 November 17, 2019

Pilgrim Stroke

Masturbating to outdated poor pixel porn (72 dpi)

I was so desperate I pulled a Pilgrim Stroke to some old porn.

by Webflys September 21, 2018

floppy stroke

put hand on someone's head and let it drop down to person's shoulders, repeat

*Jack looks at me, puts his hand on my head and lets it drop down to my shoulders. He repeats*.. "Is this how affection works?!"
Only way I could describe that action of apparent affection is a "floppy stroke".

by Nikmurder March 25, 2016