snake in a tux

A lovable oaf that often turns straight men gay. Simply put, he is a sexy man beast.

Snake made me gay. Very very gay.

by Snake made me gay September 10, 2005

Frozen Garden Snake

When a girl shits a giant turd in a bag.Puts it in the freezer,then takes the frozen hard turd out and uses the turd as a dilldo.

My x girlfriend is so lonely that she uses a frozen garden snake every night.

by Tyler Hall February 20, 2009

snake derick

When a person is being sly about what they are up to with the opposite sex. Not telling anyone about who they are contacting/seeing.

Snake Derick signs;
-Fake excuses why they can't come out.
-Hiding text messages from others.
-Shifty eyes and cheeky grin when quizzed on the nature of whom they are texting.
-Lying about what they are up to when asked.

Basically being a slimey slithering snake in the long grass when it comes to trying to get with someone from the opposite sex.

Me."Yo Lauri, who you texting over there?"

Lauri."No one" {shifty eyes and cheeky grin}

Me. "What you mean no one, your clearly texting someone, you snake derick!"

Lauri. {Shifty eyes and cheeky grin}

Me. "Cunt"

by Iplegend April 12, 2008

Snake oil

any dubious or fraudulent remedy or cure (The route of the fraud the word is derived from resulted from a misunderstanding of a traditional Chinese joint and muscle painkiller derived from the skin of the Chinese water snake)

That snake oil is so obvious. When will people learn?

by The Return of Light Joker December 18, 2007

snake

1. Some one who is a back-stabber. They will do anything to get what they want.

2. Someone who is snaky.

3. R.J. Harris

R.J., why did you take Steve-O - your best friends girl?

Because you are a slithering snake

by Lilman86 March 8, 2011

Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater

Also known as MGS 3 and Metal Gear Solid 3. The best video game ever created by human hands. Best game on the PlayStation 2 and of all time hands down.

Dumb-ass Kid who has never played it: How's that MGS game?
Smart Kid who reserved the game and beat it: Fuckin AWESOME!!!! THE BEST DAMN GAME EVER MADE!!! THIS GAME KICKS SPLINTER CELL'S SCRAWNY ASS BACK TO VIDEO GAME HELL!!!
Dumb-ass Kid: What?! No! Splinter Cell is the best!
Smart Kid: Fuckin DUMBASS!! You play as a 58 year old faggat in that game!! Dumbass Bitch! MGS 3 is the best game ever!
Dumb-ass kid: Wha? Sorry, people (besides one or two) who are stoned all the time play Splinter Cell and have sex with their same sex.
Smart Kid: Oh. I'll just slowly walk away...

by Marylin Manson February 25, 2005

brown snake

The action of shitting into a condom, than using it as a dildo.

Something Heather Carey would use as a dildo.

"Hey, Look! Heather is working that brown snake."

by TMyspace2000 July 26, 2009