“I was walking around today at work with a slippery asshole.”
I went to the bathroom to wipe and that shit came out brown and yellow aF.
I got slippery ass syndrome
I went to the bathroom to wipe and that shit came out brown and yellow aF.
I got slippery ass syndrome
by Ehnnrey June 19, 2018
Get the Slippery Ass Syndromemug. A mix between a Slippery Slepunker and a Blumpkin. It's when you shit into a condom while someone is giving you head on the toilet. Then you fuck the person giving you the Blumpkin.
Last night I was giving Tom a blumpkin and he fucked me with his shit. It was warm... Oh, Tom gave me a Slippery Spelunkin blumpkin last week. So sneaky!
by Skanky McChicken March 27, 2009
Get the Slippery Spelunkin blumpkinmug. an expression from New Zealand:
extremely slippery, treacherously slippery
difficult to pick up or hold because it is slippery
extremely slippery, treacherously slippery
difficult to pick up or hold because it is slippery
drive carefully, the road is as slippery as a butcher's prick
watch that guy, he's as slippery as a butchers prick
watch that guy, he's as slippery as a butchers prick
by duckman_fromnga May 30, 2006
Get the as slippery as a butcher's prickmug. A complimentary name for a womens vagina.
also see: cunt,
pussy,
twat,
snatch,
muff,
gash,
coochie,
poontang,
cum dumpster,
fish taco,
meat wallet,
bearded clam,
fuck box.
also see: cunt,
pussy,
twat,
snatch,
muff,
gash,
coochie,
poontang,
cum dumpster,
fish taco,
meat wallet,
bearded clam,
fuck box.
Sanchez:"the aroma coming from your slippery hot taco is quite breathtaking"
Girl:"dont be a sook... here have a mint!"
Girl:"dont be a sook... here have a mint!"
by G Cody December 26, 2006
Get the slippery hot tacomug. by H-2-the-Dub September 27, 2008
Get the slippery as goose shitmug. a sexual finishing move where after the male ejaculates into a condom, he quickly removes it, takes aim, and fires it at his partner's face. can be friendly, but is usually beyond rude. see angry pirate .
hey joey, if you really want to end your relationship with suzy, there's always the slippery sling-shot .
by jonny, sick, raina, cain fiddlekiller.com November 3, 2006
Get the slippery sling-shotmug. A Nipple that is black and slippery as a duck's nipple. Commonly found in the south eastern parts of the Bronx where cheap "ho's" are victims to the very rare disease. This disease can turn the whole nipple black and slippery. Once it covers the entire nipple it then spreads else where. Causes more serious diseases. I would go on but I might shit myself.
by N.I.G May 9, 2006
Get the Slippery Gorilla Nipplemug.