cream saddle sandwich

two pringles sandwiched together with the greatest feat of american engineering, squeeze cheese in between.

i am going to make a cream saddle sandwich!

by 🍝 February 12, 2023

Side saddle with shots fired

Reverse cowgirl position but with legs not over but under him on the side. Each receiving a finger surprise, like finger gun or pulling the trigger.

She was riding me half on then went into a side saddle then she pointed her finger gun me and holstered or fired it in my doo hole! Side saddle with shots fired.

by Peepingtom001 May 11, 2023

English saddle

When you pour hot tea on a woman before performing doggy style. Most commonly you pour on the ass cheeks.

Start the kettle luv, I’m horny, can we do a english saddle ye? My lil equestrian hoe

by Im-on-your-dom-wit-the-chrome June 15, 2023

Poomplex saddlemon

Welsh slang for a person with deformities which originate from incestual relationships

Have you seen Webster? Bit of a poomplex saddlemon if you ask me

by SadzRidah June 20, 2023

tater swaddler

The little containers that fries come in from the drive thru (or those other mysterious options that allude me).

Maybe I am just super gassed and most definitely a little bit off today (and the past 47 years), but do the fries in the bottom of the bag taste WAY better than in the tater swaddler?

by Licky Ladies July 19, 2023

Plastic Saddle

A euphemism for a condom. Made famous by country singer Nat Stuckey in his song "Plastic Saddle"... Google it for lyrics.

"I can tell a fast train by the way she blows
So don't give me no plastic saddle lemme feel that leather when I ride"

by Dickless Tracy September 25, 2023

Arizona Saddlebags

Tying two or more used and filled condoms to the ends of a twirly "Doc Holiday" style moustache.

Did you see that guy? He had black cowboy boots with blue and white inlay, he's cruising for some Arizona saddlebags.

by Mike Wakoffski January 22, 2024