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Reddit second

The amount of time it takes for a Reddit comment to be downvoted after posting it.
Wow, I just agreed with OP and my comment got downvoted in a Reddit second.
by Mike_Litoris October 23, 2022
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second eats

A noun which describes the sensation one encounters after throwing up in their own mouth and hiding said fact by swallowing their vomit.
“Gross, brah! I shouldn’t have had so much sushi at that all-U-can-eat buffet.. I just got me some second eats, mang!”

A: “Ulanda.. did you just G.E.R.D. again?”
G: “S’all good. It’s just second eats. No biggie.”
by Miss.Class.Ass June 30, 2011
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second layering

The art of sneaking biscuits/chocolates from the second layer of the tin before the first layer has been finished.
Mammy!! Daddy’s second layering the Christmas biscuits.
by Daddy Poppins December 18, 2017
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Second baseman

A second baseman is a person is either baseball or softball that plays second base. They typically do not get much hit to them but when they do they are on their toes. Their specialties include covering first and second as well as covering the base in a run down which they always enjoy. Typically the most enthusiastic on the team and hyper about getting to play their position. Second basemen always rock a face mask when chosen. Most second basemens take possession over the base second and are very protective over their spot.
Person 1: “dude did you see how hyper she was covering second for that run down!!”

Person 2: “yep! She must be the second baseman.”
by allielovesunicorns January 4, 2019
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18 Seconds

The amount of time it takes for a comment to be deleted on Dildo Death Race
It's really sickening that these "moderators" are deleting my comment after 18 seconds
by Lamezoner March 20, 2021
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cat second

One cat second is 0.25 of one human second.
Yes this is the same person who found dog second
P1:”Yo what is a cat second now?”
P2:”Seriously...fine...0.25 cat second is one human second”
by Odgevwkrifnfjf March 23, 2021
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Dog second

One dog second is around 0.003 seconds. Yes I calculated it it took a lot of time and it was worth it.
P1: Hey how much is one dog second?
P2:one sec...(30 minutes later) 0.003 seconds is one dog second.
by Odgevwkrifnfjf March 22, 2021
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