self-sucking

when a man sucks their own cock. they must be very flexible and feisty . oh yeahhhhhhh .

i don't have a girlfriend so i'm self-sucking today .

by nuggnugg4000 October 23, 2010

cock sucking motherfucker cuntnugget little bitch

A word used when you are in an argument or just messing around with a friend.If used in an argument you must be very pissed off if you say this.

cock sucking motherfucker cuntnugget little bitch!EXACLTY nothing to say to that!

by McLovin/J rod March 27, 2009

screen sucking

wasting time online long after you have finished what you signed on to do.

i'd be done with that job if i hadn't got caught up screen sucking.

by gnourtanit January 15, 2006

Socking

Pulling down some person's sock by at least 2 inches from the intended height of the sock. Then yelling you got "Socked!" after it has been done, better if it is caught on camera, or with witnesses standing by. (Don't do it by yourself or it's just lame, and means you're alone.)

Doing this during a football game to an opposing player's socks is even better.

Jeremy was standing next to Nathan when he realized Nathan was wearing high socks. Jeremy with intense speed managed to pull down and "Sock" both of his legs. This left Nathan with a very odd feeling of being violated and confused. Jeremy then proceeded to yell, "YOU GOT SOCKED" The socking was successful.

by CorneliusBB October 2, 2011

Shacking

When a slampiece spends the night with her frat-daddy in his cold-air. Usually does the walk of shame home in at least one article of his clothing.

Girl 1: Hey where were you last night? I didn't see you in your bed.

Girl 2: I was shacking with my frat-daddy!

by AXO Princess January 6, 2011

Duck Stacking

The hottest new underground sport, full of CRAZY, INTENSE ACTION. The goal is to stack as many rubber ducks atop each other as possible before your tower falls. Competitive duck stacking circles can be found in underground clubs if you know who to ask.

"Hey man, have you ever tried Duck Stacking?"

"Tried it!? Dude, I did a quadruple-helix megastack of 5 ducks, yesterday."

"Fuck you, man, you're full of shit."

by Hotels March 18, 2009

Penis Sucking Chode Monster

A giant green monster that spends most of its days laying underneath the beds of little boys only to emerge at night while they sleep to do the dirty work.

Jose was sparred by the Penis Sucking Chode Monster under his bed because his nasty uncircumcised johnson was too disgusting, even for the filthy beast.

by $$C-MONEY$$ July 1, 2011