Susan

Sexy bitch who stole some idiots heart and kept it

Susan I will avenge you

by Hornhonker September 12, 2018

Black Eyed Susan

Loud mouth house wife.

person 1: Why does Kate have a black eye?
person 2: she must be a black eyed susan.
person 1: a what?
person 2: a loud mouth house wife.

by Skags123 March 30, 2007

Susan

Some feminist that took the kids and doesn’t give a poop about anyone else

Yeah Susan took the kids last night so now I’m going to go find the rope.

by Ironicbitch February 18, 2019

Susan!

Susan is the type of girl who knows how to have sex. She will tell you she’s a virgin but then she will hit you with the vacuum seal double hand twist gwak gwak combo 3000

Me: “Hello female what is your name?”
Susan: “Susan!!!”
Me: “Cool get on your knees and give me.... Rough Sex!”

by Jimmy’s Bros March 21, 2019

Susan

Has an enormous strap on

Seriously Susans strap on is bigger than your dick

by 5u3 January 9, 2020

susamatic

Sus + Mathematics

Person 1: shiii i've been into kids recently
Person 2: what?
Person 1: the song

Person 2: Susamatics...

by Oil April 9, 2021

Susan B. Anthony

Something this weird chick from Austin made up, and now she uses it ALL the time b/c she thinks it's cool or whatever.

Megan: "dude, this guy i hooked up with last night totally started Susan B. Anthoning my leg. I had to shake him off, like a dog."

Cati: "that's awesome, how come no one ever want's to Susan B. Anthony my leg?"

Megan: "cause you're tall, of course."

by David March September 9, 2008