suck my dick you faggot!

First coined my the actor Jonah Hill against a photographer who was harassing him,

"suck my dick you faggot!" is a simple and convenient phrase to use against anyone who annoys you in any situation.
Whether it's that door to door salesman, a Jehovah witness, that idiot colleague at work. There are endless possibilities. You can even spice it up a. bit by saying "Suck my dick you fucking queer eyed gay faggot poofter" to add that extra punch when you now they are definitely gay.

At the Sydney Mardi Gras: Police officer: "I'm sorry sir, the road is closed for the parade, you'll have to turn around and drive another way."
You say: Suck my dick you faggot!

by de-pube May 11, 2024

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Suck my pork

An expression used when someone asks you to do something that you view as an unreasonable request (a polite version of someone can blow you)

She/he/they want me to what? They can suck my pork!

by Hammy1979 May 29, 2025

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Suck my toes

"Suck my toes" is a phrase for any nigga in the world to say when you piss them the fuck off.

Cameron: "Suck my toes bitch you irritating as hell."
Raven: Cameron what.

by Sage- May 24, 2023

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Suck my dick

A common term in New York,another way to say fuck you

suck my dick nigga

by kotathaman November 8, 2022

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what if you sucked my nuts

a term originally coined by hakita (creator of ultrakill) during a discord converstation
used when someone's theory is stupid (hence the, "what if")

Hakita: "mankind is fucking dead"
wheet: "ultrakill may as well take place *during* the events of doom for all we know the chronological order of things make sense"
Hakita: "no survivors"
"0"
"all dead"
wheet: "but what if !!!!"
Hakita: "what if you sucked my nuts"

by IDEFINEDTHATIDIDTHAT March 25, 2025

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