september 14th

the day the best person in the world was born. am the day the stars aligned and gave us han jisung

it’s september 14th? happy jisung day!

by joneinyourarea October 15, 2019

September 12th

September 12th is national give your sweater to someone you love day.

Friend:"Whats today?"
Girlfriend:"September 12th is surrender your sweater day"
Friend:"Cool"

by Chicken,nugget September 11, 2018

september 1st

Only the barest bitches are born on september 1st. If you’re born on september 16th ur wack asf

“wow ur born september 1st”

“yes ma’am”

“your fun”

by papaida October 25, 2019

September 7

The day the guys with the biggest cocks are born on. They usually get all the hoes.

He was born on September 7 so he must have a giant cock and all the hoes.

by Big daddy 550 October 22, 2020

September 28

Kiss the person you like the most on the lips

“September 28-The day where you can kiss anyone you want on the lips

by nev.Timmy September 17, 2021

September 7th

September 7th is National slap Jacob day. On this day anybody that knows a Jacob should slap the shit out of him.

Friend: *slaps*
Jacob: “Hey what the hell”
Friend: “it’s September 7th”
Jacob: “oh ok keep slapping”

by Some idiot man September 01, 2020

September 23

Eat ass
Smoke grass
and Sleep over class day!

Damn it's september 23rd. I gotta smoke some weed, eat ass and sleep over class today!

by Remias10 June 13, 2019