Secateurs are mini garden shears used to cut back plants from soft plants to hardwood material. Usually consist of having the top blade sharp and the other blunt: depending on the make. They also require the effort of making a fist for it to close.
Secateurs don't need to be sharpened but they may need to be filed if the blade gets stiff.
They also have a habit of getting blunt. Making cuttings a harder job.
Secateurs don't need to be sharpened but they may need to be filed if the blade gets stiff.
They also have a habit of getting blunt. Making cuttings a harder job.
Mate 1:
" Hey man i need to borrow one of your secateurs?"
Mate 2:
"Yea there in the shed by the table next to the gloves."
Mate 1:
"No, i mean do you have any good secateurs. One's that actually cut the plants."
Mate 2
*TRIGGERED*
" Hey man i need to borrow one of your secateurs?"
Mate 2:
"Yea there in the shed by the table next to the gloves."
Mate 1:
"No, i mean do you have any good secateurs. One's that actually cut the plants."
Mate 2
*TRIGGERED*
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