Redding, California

Redding, California is considered the lowest class city in the state of California. The homes are well below market rate there for a reason. Some say Stockton but Stockton is only an hour or so outside the Bay Area while Redding is three long hours away from non inbred populations. The biggest population of registered sex offenders in the United States in proportion to population, the Redding Meghan’s Law Map looks like nothing but red sex offender alert symbols to the point where the map is obscured. People in Redding wear clothing and hair styles decades out of date. With high temperatures and nothing to do obesity is the norm in Redding and surrounding areas. Openly racist school teachers preside the most poorly rated schools in California. No one born or raised in Redding has ever achieved anything of note. Most of the few intelligent who grew in Redding and move away end up fabricating or embellishing their past to dissociate themselves from the corrosive stigma of this squalid area. Redding gave birth to two racist synagogue bombers and double murderers Matthew and Tyler Williams. Factor in meth and homelessness you have the most disgusting city in the First World.

“In Redding, California they still burn crosses. Not my kind of diversity. Even Chico is bette. Redding, California is the most foul place on earth.”

by Arsenal_Gunner1886 May 17, 2020

Riding the cotton pony

when a woman is on her period.

"Why is she being such a bitch today?"
"I'm not sure, maybe she's riding the cotton pony."

by Spaceman564 January 19, 2012

reading day

the day after classes are done with in college and the day before exams starts.... reading day usually consists of sobering up from the night before and sleeping off the hangover, there is no reall reading or studying for that matter going on at all!

what are we doing for reading day?????

by ASU student December 7, 2006

riding nigger

to sit in the backseat of the car. opposite of shotgun.

Dan gets to ride shotgun. You have to ride nigger.

by slipsheet November 1, 2004

Riding the Black Dragon

Adj. Refers to caffeine high, coffee buzz, etc... in a paradical version of "Riding the White Dragon"

'What's with Chelsea? She's all over the place today.'

"She just downed a venti espresso. She's riding the black dragon."

by TMH88-UK October 3, 2012

Reading smut

Reading smut is you reading sexual content that make you wanna commit arson.

Did you start reading smut yet bitch?

by Nerdwastaken December 21, 2021

riding on dubs

Another way of saying ; "I am driving in my car with 20" or larger rims".

"He's so pimp'n riding on his new dubs".

by Pat-rick ONEILL August 10, 2003