A Prickly Prick

It’s basically a cactus.. That’s prickly, and is a prick

Guy: *walks in the desert*

Cactus: Lets fucking pinch him, look at that fuck

Guy: *Gets pinched by the FUCKING CACTUS*

Guy: FUCK SHIT!! Its A Prickly Prick

Guy: *Eats cactus cuz he’s a fucking mad man*

by Markalius September 18, 2019

Prick

Your ex, the douche of a person you dated for too long,

Wow, he's a prick.

by DeepThroatACactus December 2, 2018

prick

1: a penis
2: a worthless asshole

1: That dudes prick was like one inch
2: My dad is the biggest prick you will ever meet.

by reed900lmao March 9, 2021

prick peeper

That guy who takes a peep at your dong in the urinal.

Hey! Eyes forward ya prick peeper, I'm trying to take a piss over here.

by Onebigpapa July 16, 2014

one ball prick

A fascist or racist. Or a man who primarily uses intimidation and untrue conspiracy theories as a means to prove he is a man, which most of the time isn't true.

I've always thought to myself, "Wow, Hitler is a one ball prick."

by CoasterMan13 January 3, 2022

Prick

Ed Long

Ed long was a prick to olly

by Michael259694 January 19, 2024

prick pleaser

A prick pleaser is the opposite of a prick teaser. A prick teaser flirts, flaunts, dresses suggestively but doesn't do the deed. A prick pleaser flirts, flaunts, dresses suggestively and does do the deed. A prick pleaser pleases pricks

You were amazing. You're not a prick teaser, you're a prick pleaser. And I thought nothing was going to happen.

by RazMutant July 9, 2014