pretty mike

A man married to a beautiful woman but is not attracted to her. A pretty Mike has an incredibly small penis and is attracted to other men but hides his guilt from homosexuality by having sexual relationships with very ugly and manly women. Pretty Mike is typically a narcissist and or a psychopath. He is also very controlling and manipulative to those he can be. He is very submissive to other men.

Look at how pretty Mike dances.

by BB _Wolf May 5, 2020

Yaw PRETTY

A guy who is more beautiful and pretty and should have been a girl

Yaw PRETTY,the guy who attends KUMASI TECHNICAL UNIVERSITY is just beautiful

by Yaw PRETTY May 25, 2020

Differently Pretty

A term used to avoid being a douche bag when describing an unattractive woman

Do you find my wife attractive. She's differently pretty man.

by Bigrick9 May 28, 2020

Pretty pels

Pretty pels is a natural and sweet girl that is rare,loves smiling and laughing and also makes people happy

Wow,you really need a pretty pels

by Blobbin July 10, 2020

Pretty Crappy

You searched Pretty Crappy so it said "get a pretty crappy mug for your sister."

"Get a pretty crappy mug for your sister."

by Finding_A_Name_Is_Hard October 28, 2020

pretty crappy

you searched this up so it said

"get a pretty crappy mug for your sister"

by Finding a name is hard September 29, 2020

porn pretty

A descriptive of a woman who is not really all that attractive, but good enough to get the the job done.

Points to a significant number of porn actresses who are just average-looking when on the street, but...Hey! Who cares! They're naked and ready to go!

Jealous Jessica: What's with that skank with the booty shorts?!? She's not that pretty!

Dirk the Jerk: Of course she is! She's porn pretty!

by The Man With A Third Leg September 12, 2017