possumitis

the act of acting like a possum, or having possum-like symptoms

oh my gosh, sprouting a nude tail is a symptom of possumitis.

by foshiqua August 7, 2006

postmodification

The process by which an individual or a corporate entity modifies former philosophies and expressions of modernism as a response to the emerging postmodern culture. It is the reconstruction of modernist philosophy, art, and culture and the establishment of a postmodern culture in its place. The emphasis is on the observable changes in ambience, such as repainting a room from a neutral color to diverse and contrasting colors.

Jack: Have you noticed that Jeff's pants keeping getting tighter and tighter.
Jill: Ya, he has been postmodifying (postmodification) his wradrobe.

by Damaed April 6, 2006

possum chest

when an old guy has lots of grey hair bulging out of his shirt. Similar to a "hamburger chest" but specifically for old guys.

Yeah he has possum chest really bad!

by orangecrushed4 September 15, 2010

possumated

the act of a single player contributing more than any other player to the winning of a football game

The MVP of a football game

A player named "Joe" possumated the game by having 2 interceptions and gaining possession of the ball after a fumble

by I.was.there November 10, 2011

Possum

It comes from the saying "awesome possum" according to the special ones meaning me :P if you are possum you are awesome. if I know you, you are possum, although there are rankings of possumness....ness . Opposite affect is if i don't like you you have negative possum odor. All true possums know the "nega-possums." Enough said.

1. an awesome person....(duh)

2. someone of higher rank

3. an awesome happening

4. sometimes it just means the mammal, possum

by Inprismed February 18, 2012

Posum

Posum. U think I spelt that wrong but at our school possum stands for P- piece O-of S-shit and then um. Um meaning they r annoying.

"She thinks she's better than everyone and she a bratty bitch."

"Ikr she is such a posum."

by Mamamama February 23, 2017

postma

this gay ass bitch who feels the need to stare at you 24/7 and try to call you out just bc your booty is better than hers

“omg she has it OUT for you” “nothing new with that bitchass postma”

by Idfcanymore March 26, 2019