West Port High School really takes the High part seriously. Students go there to pursue their talents only to be disappointed. You really get a show from this school! From the amazing theater performances to the passionate bathroom sex interrupted by fiddlers with Devil went down to Georgia to the stolen sinks! Do you like bathrooms? Well, you're in luck, there is a golden toilet fit for a king! Your education is very important here! You'll only fail every other semester!
Friend: What high school are you going to?
Me: West Port High School
Friend: I'm sorry for your loss.
Me: West Port High School
Friend: I'm sorry for your loss.
by Bitchboymcgee November 12, 2021
Get the West Port High Schoolmug. by mommyhellokitty October 29, 2022
Get the Port Charlotte High Schoolmug. by psjkid March 27, 2020
Get the Port Saint Joe FLmug. A song made by John 5 that appears in Gutar Hero Warriors of Rock. This song puts Drangforce to shame. A side note to Dragon force is every song is the freakin' same. It is the hardest damn song since Through the Fire and Flames . It literally is impossible on expert uless you have no fail on or extra apendages or the ability to slow time or move at hyper speed or have Sonic the Hedgehog by your side pressing the buttons. It has an achievment called 'mutilator of hands'. This song may cause spasms, arthritus, insanity, death of arm and nerves. Even on beginner the song is hard and it gets harder still. I shockingly manged to five star the song but don't go 4 the sixth star cause... IT IS IMPOSSIBLE!!!!! Not even Chuck Norris couldn't do this song. He tried and failed then roundhouse kicked the TV, guitar, system, and John 5.
Jay:Why is James missing arm/
Jen:He played Black Widow of La Porte all night and killed his nerves and blood vesles in his arm and had to get it cut off.
Jay:I'm never playing that song again.
Jen:Now you're smart?
Jen:He played Black Widow of La Porte all night and killed his nerves and blood vesles in his arm and had to get it cut off.
Jay:I'm never playing that song again.
Jen:Now you're smart?
by BWofLP March 2, 2011
Get the Black Widow of La Portemug. The white man come, he come to the great land and the surpent god allow him access to google via the ewana-wana port
by Brettles November 26, 2007
Get the ewana-wana portmug. Using software to scan any of the 65536 ports on a computer. This may be done for technical reasons by a network administrator or for nefarious reasons by a computer cracker.
by Blue Cawdrey November 19, 2004
Get the Port scanmug. The fear that one may lose a body part due to any kind of door that is perceived to be closing too quickly. The phrase is said to have originated from 18th century survivors of the French Revolution who passed their remaining days in a kind of post traumatic stress disorder and obsessing about sharp quickly closing things.
"Johnny get your hand back into this elevator, the door is about to close!"
"Mom, it is just an elevator door."
"Yeah that's what you said about the bus door this morning."
"Mom I think you have le guillotine de la porte and the stories you hear are just urban legends."
"Just get your hand out of the door."
"Mom, it is just an elevator door."
"Yeah that's what you said about the bus door this morning."
"Mom I think you have le guillotine de la porte and the stories you hear are just urban legends."
"Just get your hand out of the door."
by Cirdellin December 31, 2009
Get the Le guillotine de la portemug.