Poison

Speaking of this...

Hym "Speaking of poison... It looks like Christianity is on the decline and I have successfully poisoned the book demon... Great job me! I claim this victory in the name of me. I'd like to thank me and the other me's for being me and doing what I canst do the least... Which is: Always a good job and never a bad. (That's a reference to one of the greatest things ever... Do you recognize it with your feeble monkey brains? I doubt it.. You don't know any of the stuff I know... Cus your brains are dumb...) Alright. That is all. I'm going to go give myself a round of applause... With one hand... A one handed round of applause... Masterbate... I'm going to go masterbate..."

by Hym Iam April 12, 2023

Poison

the most beautiful person ever. aka me

person 1: marry me poison ur beautiful

person 2: no they're mine!

by poisonnnnnn November 23, 2021

poison kiss

A kiss from a toxic person yet they still draw you in with their charm.

A terrible kiss

Person 1: Man I shouldn't have kissed him it was a poison kiss
Person 2: Oof that sucks.

Person 3: I know I shouldn't but they have such a dreamy poison kiss.

by Qwerty The Queen February 22, 2021

bb poison

Someone you adore but at the same time are like poison to you

Dude 1: What's your favorite deathgrips song
Dude 2: BB Poison

by spdio22 November 10, 2024

Cuddle Poison

a fresh load resulting from what was thought to be an innocent cuddle session cum semen jizz

I thought I would just sneak out in the morning...next thing I knew there was a load of cuddle poison on my chest.

by seventeen thirty-eight September 6, 2016

poison

Your cruel device
Your blood, like ice
One look, could kill
My pain, your thrill
I wanna love you but I better not touch (don't touch)
I wanna hold you, but my senses tell me to stop
I wanna kiss you but I want it too much (too much)
I wanna taste you but your lips are venomous poison
You're poison, running through my veins
You're poison
I don't want to break these chains
Your mouth, so hot
Your web, I'm caught
Your skin, so wet
Black lace, on sweat
I hear you calling and it's needles and pins (and pins)
I wanna hurt you just to hear you screaming my name
Don't want to touch you but you're under my skin (deep in)
I wanna kiss you but your lips are venomous poison
You're poison, running through my veins
You're poison
I don't want to break these chains
Poison
One look, could kill
My pain, your thrill
I wanna love you but I better not touch (don't touch)
I wanna to hold you, but my senses tell me to stop
I wanna to kiss you but I want it too much (too much)
I wanna taste you but your lips are venomous poison
You're poison, running through my veins
You're poison
I don't want to break these chains
Poison (poison)
I wanna love you but I better not touch (don't touch)
I wanna hold you, but my senses tell me to stop
I wanna kiss you but I want it too much (too much)
I wanna taste you but your lips are venomous poison
Yeah, well I don't want to break these chains
Poison (poison)
Runnin' deep inside my veins
Burnin' deep inside my brain (poison)

poison

by xBlueDustx November 3, 2020

Pink Sauce Poisoning

Food Poisoning caused by Chef Pii's Pink Sauce.

A customer has gotten pink sauce poisoning from that Pink Sauce.

by Mr. Cumming October 29, 2022