Pillow pirate

A sleeping partner who manages to steal every pillow(and any blankets) from thier bed partner, all without waking up and often denying it completely when waking up.

My sweetie is a total pillow pirate. I wake up freezing and flat on the bed every night, and I can't even get a corner back until they wake up!!

by Hippyfox September 23, 2021

pillow menu

The precise list of sexual activities to which an individual is willing to consent

'We could have had fun, but a Dirty Nick was not on his pillow menu'

by Jamarley July 3, 2019

stunt pillow

Creating a "Stunt Pillow" is the act of laying a small layer of toilet paper down on the inside of a toilet bowl just prior to the act of defecation. This serves as a cushioning barrier between the users excrement and the bowl of the toilet that can be far more easily flushed. A well placed "Stunt Pillow" can significantly lower and in some cases even eliminate the need for use of a toilet scrubber following even moderate to heavy usage.

"Dude...if you're seriously going to eat that taco right now, you'd better remember to lay a stunt pillow later cuz I don't own a toilet scrubber."

by JimTheGrim March 12, 2015

pillow pic

Usually a pic of a girls tits. Many times the woman having an incredibly large breast size. A pillow is carefully positioned just enough so that it covers the nips but shows the areolas.

Can you send me a pillow pic for my birthday please?

by gluckbot May 10, 2016

pillow game

How hard/strong you stroke in bed while having sex.

Pillow game strong

by Lindsey Collins 🤩🤪 December 15, 2017

Pillow Intelligence

Pillow Intelligence: When a dog knows exactly how to utilize a pillow for laying by placing only their head on a pillow.

My dog has crazy good pillow intelligence.

by Koshinku April 21, 2020

Get the Pillow

Putting an annoying old person ( or ANY annoying person) out of their misery by suffocation.

I told my kids to "Get the Pillow" if I become a crazy old lady.

by Deelang May 3, 2018