micro-patriot

An American who shows their ‘love’ for their country, their fellow citizens, and the fact they aren't sheeple by wearing their covid face-covering just below their nose. Their are also noted for their small, technically micro-penis, genitalia. Micro-patriot is a portmanteau of Micro-penis and Patriot. Alternatively, Micro can stand for the small gap between their nose and their face covering.

I went to Costco and saw some real micro-patriots in the house harms you section. Not looking for condoms obviously because the ones Costco has would be too large.

by PortlandAlarmClocked January 10, 2021

Twisted Patriot

A person who loves their country so much that they would wish, if not inflict, harm upon anyone who criticizes or talks "badly" about it. To these people, their country as perfect, and if anyone says otherwise, they deserved to be dealt with in the most dehumanizing way possible.

Friend 1: Did you see in the news? A Trump supporter got arrested for assaulting a man who was kneeling during the national anthem.
Friend 1: Talk about a Twisted Patriot.

by Hethrikos November 25, 2020

patriot

a white male American who's 22 and didn't go to college and now realizes he's stuck with Betty from his hometown. And Betty's cool, but she weighs 300 lbs. so the sex is just terrible. I mean it's like you're on a whaling expedition diving deep into the vast unknown of her ass and thighs every time she's "in the mood". and it sucks so bad you're angry enough to overthrow the United States government.

Johnny thought he was a patriot. Turns out he was just mad about his fat wife.

by summer_ass_cheese August 11, 2022

Patriotizing

When you love your country.

That's very patriotizing of you!!!

by Wuckload wyatt March 13, 2025

Getting Patriotic

This is when your fucking your bitch and you put an American flag in her asshole.

Hey Bill did you see my and my Wife Getting Patriotic last night? I sent you a video take a look.

by Whycantiusehashtags January 19, 2024

Patriotism

Patriotism is when someone is pretty damn into their country

Look at that lad he's the embodiment of patriotism

by Twins_bob May 9, 2021

Patriot

secret service code name for WH Chief of Staff Andrew Card

Patriot had the same name as the Patriot Act which randomly searched suspected terrorists and caught some people who had terrorists in their networks.

by Coop Dupe March 20, 2020