Parent Teacher Conference 

a place for teachers to tell poop about you while you're not there. Also a place for your parents to realize how stupid their child really must be. :}

"hey, did your mom go to the parent teacher conference today?"

"yea, the teacher went crazy."

"you grounded?"

"until i move out -___-"

Parent Teacher Conference by Cat (: November 17, 2009

ex parent 

1. A name given to a parent that doesn't care about his child anymore.
2. An asshole.
3. A man that looks like Danny (tourettes)

1. Stupid ex parent wouldn't let me go out next weekend!
2. "Fuck you kid; you're a dick!" "Shut the hell up, ex parent!"

ex parent by HMD609 January 11, 2009

Parental Controls 

Stuff parents, schools, and retards put on computers to block most bad websites. Sometimes it just blocks out porn and drug websites, but other times it blocks EVERY FUCKING WEBSITE such as Youtube, Agar.io, and any fun social media site.

Only retards use parental controls.

I want to bust a huge nut but my school has extremely strict parental controls

Parental Controls by TheExtremeEvoker August 14, 2018

parental controls 

something that overprotective parents put on their kids computers and televisions -but don't worry kids, their are sites you can get on

go to lemonrocks.com :-)or-
(girls-do a search on male genitles)

parental controls by web secrets December 7, 2003

parente 

An ELA teacher with a great sense of humor and bad jokes. Light brown hair, 2 ft tall, and teaches 6th and 8th graders. Likes to play skribbl.io and is overall a great guy.

Wow, did u see the new guy. He's such a parente.

parente by agsjfevhjbkja December 7, 2018

Parental Ban 

When a parent catches their child's friend doing something bad (e.g smoking, swearing, drinking, shooting a BB gun) and disapproves of him, thus banning him from being friends with their child.

Onri:"Bye mom, I'm going out"
Mom:"with whom?"
Onri:"Natan"
Mom:"That kid who's always shooting his BB gun at people? No sir, you are staying home tonight!"

Natan got a Parental Ban.

Parental Ban by Ppelz October 14, 2011

Helicopter Parent

A generation of parents who have unintentionally, hyper controlled and micromanaged millennials in ways that have diminished millennials ability to cope, self-regulate, and resolve conflicts without assistance or outside intervention. Whatever happened to letting kids be kids?

A Helicopter Parent doesn’t let kids make even small decisions about their day to day lives or create meaningful dialogue about major decisions, goals, or future plans.

Helicopter Parent by IronMikey March 8, 2023