pant-rummage

A synonym for self-gratification. Full credit goes to Jon Wurster (the drummer) for this word/phrase.

The teenager, left home alone, felt the uncontrollable urge to have a pant-rummage.

by Dan U. Butt April 23, 2020

flower pants

pants so tight you can tight you can see her tulips

I felt like I was in a green house because that ladies flower pants were so tight I could see her tulips.

by daawood April 10, 2011

pumpkin pants

Also known as Spanish breeches, these types of hose or pantaloons with pleats and open slits were worn chiefly by men during the seventeenth century, but are now only worn by cosplayers or employees at Renaissance fairs today.

Girl 1 at Renaissance fair: "Hey, do you see that guy over there wearing the pantaloons?"
Girl 2 at Renaissance fair: "You mean the one with the pumpkin pants?"
Girl 1 at Renaissance fair: "Uh huh. He's got sexy legs."
Girl 2 at Renaissance fair: "Gross!"

by Bbasdfblooger Borf May 13, 2016

lethal pants

lethal pants is when a man gets a boner that could possibly kill someone or that he may rape a man or woman.

"Yo Simon, tell yo girl to keep away from jack, he's got some lethal pants"

"Hey Carly, watch out for jack he has lethal pants!"

by ExpertOnEvrything69 May 29, 2017

Magic Pants

Pants that make any girl go from flat to PHAT

Dude 1: Bro did you see Flat Ass Rebecca today
Dude 2: Ye she's looking PHAT today
Dude 1: Dude she's wearing those magic pants today looking like a whole new student

by TVBroadcasting2018 June 1, 2018

Koala Pants

Pants that are normally worn for comfort or relaxation (usually grey). They are so comfortable that the wearer often mistakes the material for Koala fur/skin. People wearing such should not be disturbed.

"Hey, I was going to ask if you wanted to go for a ten mile run, but I see you're wearing Koala Pants, so I'll come back at a better time"

by VenIggs October 16, 2011

Chunky Pants

When your pockets are full of cash resulting in your pants appearing to be chunky

“Walking out the bank I got chunky pants, dollars hanging out my pocket” THE_OG_LORENZO

by FLYING PIPPY March 19, 2022