The Pakistani Oil Drill

When a girl is doing a head stand and you are standing over her drilling her in the ass. The idea is to fuck her until shit (oil) starts shooting out like an oil drill.

It took me forever to clean up after the Pakistani Oil Drill

by The Guy From Miami January 5, 2010

Pakistan

A country where people think terrorism originated. They're probably right and, to be honest, I don't blame them. I mean, Pakistan gets a lot of bad press from the media because of a small group of people thinking that if they blow up a few buildings, they will go to heaven. Well, they're wrong. It does nothing but kill innocent people and makes the media brainwashes more people into thinking that Pakistan is the worst place on Earth. As a fourteen year old Muslim girl, I find it offending to read what people have written about Pakistan. But it's not their fault. It's the terrorists fault for giving Pakistan a bad name. But then, I also think that people are ignorant when they are asked to describe Pakistan. Yes, women are treated unfairly but they do not get raped and/or killed every eight minutes. If that did happen, don't you think the media would have written something about it by now? And yes, the political side of Pakistan is failing. Miserably. Sometimes I think I should go out there and run for President because the last few have been utterly useless. If I were President, I'd build more orphanages and more women's refuges because I've been to some of the poorest areas in Pakistan and what I saw, I'll never forget. There was this one boy who was in a thin pair Shalwar Kameez, on the side of the motorway because his parent's had kicked him out or they had died. It's not that parent's don't look after their children, it's because they can't afford to. Would any of us be able to have 10+ children and live on 50p a week? I don't think so. So it'd be nice to see people stop making ignorant comments about the condition of Pakistan and how the women and children are treated because, frankly, they deserve better than that, don't you think?

Person 1: I hate the Paki's

Person 2: Why?

Person 1: They blew up the Twin Towers

Person 2: You shouldn't hate them because of that. It wasn't their fault.

Person 1: Oh my God, are you a Paki lover now?

Person 2: No, I just think it wasn't the whole of Pakistan's fault for the bombing of the Twin Towers

Person 1: Errr! Paki Lover!

by Qudrat October 14, 2008

pakistlia

pakistan and australia

annie was talking about,pakistlia because they are going to have a war

by rehnaa April 13, 2007

pakikey

A cross between the racist term of paki and pikey, usually used to describe people from india or pakistan who either live in caravans or steal things.

Person 1: Oh dude, that shopkeeper jacked my tenner!
Person 2: Man, he's such a pakikey.

by asswipethe3rd March 8, 2009

Pakistani

1. Relating to Pakistan or its people

2. a native or inhabitant of country of Pakistan, or a person of Pakistani descent

"Though they are too spicy and unhealthy, Pakistani food have good taste"

"Pakistani people are cool

by henleytheimpartial May 26, 2017

PAKing

To skip more than half of the hours you are scheduled to work in a given day.

"Man fuck this job, I'm PAKing, be back in 5 hours."

A group of students are at a lecture at West Virginia University. When the students realized that this lecture is of no importance, they say to themselves, "We're out of here, we're PAKing!"

by A fellow PAKer January 25, 2013

pakistani skidmark

The act of stuffing a partners lips up ur ass and releasing a mighty strand of shit out.

It looked like Krusty had a Hersheys moustache when I gave him a Pakistani skidmark

by cary wichaven August 13, 2007