Packing the Musket

V. Jerk off, beat off, the knuckle shuffle, masturbation. The motion used to pantomime masturbation is strangely close to the motion used to pack a Civil War style musket.

I woke up this morning with raging morning wood so I started packing the musket in the shower.

by the steve kramer August 19, 2011

Roberta pack

When someone gets smoked, became a meme after domestic terrorist got shot in capital after trying to overthrow government

Person one :Smokin in that Roberta pack

Person two: Damm roberta pack hit different

by Nuggetonelmstreet January 9, 2021

dye pack

A radio-controlled device used by banks to foil a bank robbery by causing stolen cash to be permanently marked with dye shortly after a robbery.

Damn, the score was useless after the dye pack went off.

by egg_succ January 24, 2021

packing pine

Slang for an erection concealed in a man's trousers

"Holy cow, that man sure is packing pine! He must be happy to be here!"

by tbnguy March 16, 2009

pen pack

Group of guys standing around one girl, while she performs oral sex on all of them alternating frequently between each guy.

Hey wanna get together with the guys for a pen pack with Lisa tonight?

by missiera April 7, 2011

prize pack

A towel and lube, prepared in advance for Anal sex.

She told me if I cleaned the house I'd win the prize pack. I cleaned the house.

by Troubled Charlie February 22, 2011

Cranage Pack

Doing something that goes crazy or being just fucking retarded

Yo look at Jacob he cranking dat cranage pack boy god damn bih jhit go stoopid boy he go craz crazy

by FloridHype September 16, 2020