platonic fart

Just the worlds most gargantuan toot ever detonated into existence

Dude yesterday I had the most platonic fart I swear

by Kiikle April 26, 2020

Plotopoose

A Platypus which has been convicted of rape against his brother

Did you hear about Perry the Plotopoose? He was recently convicted of raping his own brother!.

by Binarus June 16, 2020

platonic partner

Someone you’re dating, but not in a romantic way. You’re like best friends with benefits, but better. If you don’t put /p after a so called “romantic” remark, you’re fucked.

Guy 1: dude, you’re the best platonic partner I ever had, ily bro /p
Guy 2: same bro ily too /p

by yourdrinksmellslikepiss February 17, 2021

Platonic soulmate day

The day to celebrate your platonic soulmate!

Person A:hey happy platonic soulmate day

Person B:no way dawg thanks so much I love you platonic soulmate

by Your mums a cunt June 8, 2021

Platonicly Gay

You don't like the same gender, but you would still do the dirty with them.

I don't like men, but I'll still suck their dick because I'm platonicly gay.

by The Word Nizard December 22, 2021

Platonically-ish

A type of love you feel for a friend that's maybe a little more but neither of you are ready for a commitment.

I love you, platonically-ish.

by MysticalELC March 17, 2022

Platomic relationship

Platomic relationship

Asexual but nuclear relationship.

Mary and Heather are the only women I like having a platomic relationship with.

by Bucaro March 31, 2022