Pillow taco

Grabbing the edges of your pillow over your ears too muffle the noise of your fuck boy roommates at 4am

"Bros you're being so loud can you quiet down?"

"Nah man, suck a fat one and pillow taco your shit."

by DreamyyZo May 4, 2015

pillow balls

Male testicles that are so soft women want to sick them all night long

gabby did you hear about matts balls
lauren yes, I heard they are pillow balls, I just wanna suck them right now

by The gorrillaazz September 20, 2013

Pillow Shy

A word to describe an individual who cannot express their feelings toward their crush. In some cases, cannot even speak a single word when in front of the special individual.

Ex.” I’ve had a crush on her for 3 years and I still haven’t been able to have a convo with her. I’M SO PILLOW SHY!!!.

by definitionerer December 17, 2017

Pillow pirate

A sleeping partner who manages to steal every pillow(and any blankets) from thier bed partner, all without waking up and often denying it completely when waking up.

My sweetie is a total pillow pirate. I wake up freezing and flat on the bed every night, and I can't even get a corner back until they wake up!!

by Hippyfox September 23, 2021

stunt pillow

Creating a "Stunt Pillow" is the act of laying a small layer of toilet paper down on the inside of a toilet bowl just prior to the act of defecation. This serves as a cushioning barrier between the users excrement and the bowl of the toilet that can be far more easily flushed. A well placed "Stunt Pillow" can significantly lower and in some cases even eliminate the need for use of a toilet scrubber following even moderate to heavy usage.

"Dude...if you're seriously going to eat that taco right now, you'd better remember to lay a stunt pillow later cuz I don't own a toilet scrubber."

by JimTheGrim March 12, 2015

Hate Pillows

The flabby under arm area of extremely over weight people. Typically characteristic of obese Karen’s who have nothing better to do then judge everyone else

-You should’ve seen the “hate pillows” on that bitch start flapping when she thundered over to cock block that dude from her friend.

by DickDigglesworth March 26, 2022

Pillow Intelligence

Pillow Intelligence: When a dog knows exactly how to utilize a pillow for laying by placing only their head on a pillow.

My dog has crazy good pillow intelligence.

by Koshinku April 21, 2020