d-rail

the act of, disappointedly and/or unfulfillingly, losing one’s virginity, by way of dick.

1
Girl Bestie: My first time was a D-Rail😭😭
The guy was to small💀
Guay Bestie: text lowercase d then 🤭🤭🤭

2
Person: Yeah, I lost my virginity.. and he was big, but.. I got D-Rail’d! He did NOT know how to utilize his package, and he STILL gave me a UTI…

3
Another Person: I had a total D-Railing in his parents’ bed. It was messy, is all I can say.

by yaaaaaa yuh September 14, 2023

Todding The Rails

To live the rest of one's life in a card board box and become the literal definition of a hobo eating old fish tacos for lunch. Done so in a narcissistic manner where "one does what one wants"

Allison failed her classes and had to spend most of her adult life Todding the Rails.

by crispacuity March 29, 2015

The Rail Shot

A camera angle in a porn scene, where its viewed under the male and female having intercourse while standing up, it shows the balls and the penis thrusting into the vagina and at a few minutes the males asscrack and asshole fills up the video.

Greg: Dude, i just masturbated and the rail shot showed and i came.

Paul: Yeah its disgusting

by Fim-Fompples January 29, 2016

Love Railings

When some one who is on the larger side of the scales and their love handles have gotten to big and turned into 'love railings'

Niki: I hate my love handles
Sam: Gurl, have you seen how large I am, meet my love railings!

by SAMSYELLINGTIMBER June 2, 2015

Rookie Rails

Toilet safety handlebars, often used by the elderly.

"Gertrude had to have rookie rails installed after her fall"

by Abf107 September 20, 2018

Rail-bating

The act of masturbating whilst aboard a railroad train.

"It will be a five hour train ride. I am hiding in the lavatory rail-bating."

by neuropathica October 16, 2016

H Rail

A rail way the wherls

I want lov-e-ly h rails

by Vivansh July 29, 2022