by 3hourtour June 1, 2024
Get the Organ grinder’s duetmug. Dana Sullivan: How do I become an organ grinder like mORGAN Laird?
Kelly : Lmfao Dana, you can try but we all know you will fail. There is only one organ grinder and we all know it's not you. It will always be mORGAN.
mORGAN: Thanks for the advertising Dana.
Kelly : Lmfao Dana, you can try but we all know you will fail. There is only one organ grinder and we all know it's not you. It will always be mORGAN.
mORGAN: Thanks for the advertising Dana.
by mORGAN Grinder July 26, 2025
Get the Organ Grindermug. by Baron Neville July 14, 2019
Get the organic-consciousnessmug. When two or more, generally old, people spend an hour or three, discussing painful, impaired, failing, or replaced organs and body parts.
Failing health is a common, overly long, sometimes competitive, topic for us old folk.
Failing health is a common, overly long, sometimes competitive, topic for us old folk.
“Little Timmy suffered through his grandparents’ two hour organ recital.”
“I prefer to share my organ recital just with my doctor.”
“I prefer to share my organ recital just with my doctor.”
by Captain Smokeblower May 6, 2023
Get the Organ Recitalmug. by Skeepy baked these muffins December 15, 2021
Get the rearrange my organsmug. "In a real organization..." is the start of a sentence that is used to sarcastically mock an organization or similar entity that is being a cheapskate or is doing something unprofessionally. The format of the sentence is usually "In a real organization they do/have something" which implies that the organization the speaker is mocking does not do/have that something even though it should. The context should also make it clear what is missing from the current organization but it can also be explained in the sentence.
If the organization is hierarchical, the ones at the bottom of the hierarchy may use this sentence for complaining. In those cases the "In a real organization..." remarks are not meant to be heard by the ones higher up in the hierarchy as they would most likely consider them insulting.
When used by coworkers as described above, this phrase can also boost the team spirit as it indicates that you have a common problem and suffer from it together. In these cases the form "If this was a real organization, we'd do/have something" is also common.
The word "organization" can also be replaced with anything that describes the environment more accurately: software company, library, warehouse, etc.
If the organization is hierarchical, the ones at the bottom of the hierarchy may use this sentence for complaining. In those cases the "In a real organization..." remarks are not meant to be heard by the ones higher up in the hierarchy as they would most likely consider them insulting.
When used by coworkers as described above, this phrase can also boost the team spirit as it indicates that you have a common problem and suffer from it together. In these cases the form "If this was a real organization, we'd do/have something" is also common.
The word "organization" can also be replaced with anything that describes the environment more accurately: software company, library, warehouse, etc.
Example 1: "In a real army we would've received a full magazine of blanks for this exercise, instead of just five rounds."
Example 2: "If this was a real IT company we would have a dedicated continuous integration server."
Example 3: "In a real library you'd have a dedicated shelf of sci-fi novels."
Example 4: "In a real organization you would've had a raise by now."
Example 2: "If this was a real IT company we would have a dedicated continuous integration server."
Example 3: "In a real library you'd have a dedicated shelf of sci-fi novels."
Example 4: "In a real organization you would've had a raise by now."
by ZeroOne^ July 23, 2010
Get the In a real organizationmug. A Tournament Organizer ( T.O ) is the person who schedules an event, and usually the person that runs it and reports it. T.O's make sure their events run smoothly, and if there are any problems, they resolve them. They are responsible for the event from start to finish.
Champ is the best Tournament Organizer in the Smash scene! He always runs amazing events that end right on time.
by Maiko_17 December 30, 2016
Get the tournament organizermug.