opposite 3-year-old syndrome

when your parents are trying to figure out something like Facebook and are asking why this or why that.

Mom/Dad: Why can't I see my funspace????

you:because you hafta look in your apps

Them: well it's not on the side there so do I not have it anymore?????

you: no you hafta look in your apps!

Them: well it used to be here and now it's not!!!!

you:Man you have like opposite 3-year-old syndrome or something.

by jNS50F October 11, 2008

Oopos

The act of fucking someone's hopes and dreams. (Pronounced as ū-pose)

Person A : "Fuck yeah, just built this awesome base. This thing took me 3 weeks to finish!"
Person B enters and destroys the base and says, "Fuck yeah, son, get oopos!"

by Adrian and Ben December 23, 2013

opposite marriage

a marriage that is contrary or opposing to what conservatives think marriage should be.

living with your boyfriend is an opposite marriage and will send you to hell.

by gstering April 26, 2009

Opposing Combo

a combo of either a team player or any sort of things with opposing attitudes or characteristics that is either beneficial or a downfall for the parties involved.

dude that opposing combo meal (a cold chocolate drink paired with a hot-off-the-grill burger) is one hell tasty!

that opposing combo team made these tickets one hell of a crap! effin boring show!

by dotszkie June 10, 2008

opposite nap

The act of waking up late in the day (generally on a day off or weekend) tired, getting out of bed for up to six hours before proceeding to climb back into bed and fall promptly back to sleep. Can be closely tied to procrasturbating or just regular procrastination in general.

Guy 1: Hey man whats up?

Guy 2: *yawns* feeling tired but i've only been up for like 4 hours.

Guy 1: epic bro sesh later ydg?

Guy 2: Hmm...Actually I think I'm going to go and finish off my opposite nap

by AkRaptorJesus November 23, 2011

National kiss the opposite gender week

Every June the 10th to the 17th you have to kiss someone from the opposite gender everyday it can be the same person or multiple your choice

OMG it’s national kiss the opposite gender week next week I’m so happy!

by The true lover June 9, 2019

opqosite

Producer and drummer for Hawaii hip-hop groups Fat Soul and The Hivemind Experiment.

opqosite produced that track.

by lolololz January 4, 2008