Person 1: "Hey, how are those Frosted Flakes tasting?"
Person 2: "About as good as pussy. You know what I say, FUCK BITCHES EAT FROSTED FLAKES!"
Person 2: "About as good as pussy. You know what I say, FUCK BITCHES EAT FROSTED FLAKES!"
by anus_tickler January 25, 2015

Baby got game..baby got a sweet ass..she gets up in the morning..reaches for the Coco Pops, shirt rides up..Boom! Two Scoops O' Booty Flakes!
by Gaz Hope November 13, 2003

Noun; When one is to jerk of in the sun and leaves the semen dribbled on ones penis. One would then proceed to sunbathe, allowing the semen to shrivel and dry.
The crispy flaky results are known as Crunchy love flakes
One can then go on to eat the flakes if one so desires.
The crispy flaky results are known as Crunchy love flakes
One can then go on to eat the flakes if one so desires.
"Dude I was sunbathing and felt the urge to splurge, long story short I had some crunchy love flakes as a snack"
by ARSEFAIRY August 7, 2017

After intercourse of two people of the opposite sex have intercourse immediately after then wake up to crusty white spots on their groins when they wake up, when trying to remove the dried up bodily fluids they flake off like dandruff
by Margo009 January 24, 2021

My best friend! :D
You: "I have an amazing friend"
Them: "who is it?"
You: "Cowardly clown! (aka flake)
Them: Cool!
You: Cowardly clown (flake) is a great friend that ive had for 4 years!
Them: "who is it?"
You: "Cowardly clown! (aka flake)
Them: Cool!
You: Cowardly clown (flake) is a great friend that ive had for 4 years!
by Ily jenna. -komadea February 12, 2023

by Dr. HuffNpuff Master Alchemist February 5, 2019
