Nipple Rocket

Nipple Rocket - A rocket that, once fired, seeks out a random, or predetermined, target's nipples, where once attached is irremovable, even after death. The nipple rocket pulls the target by the nipples, at its own will, in any direction, including but not limited to vertical movements. Eventually there is nothing but nipples being dragged around.

"Brad's nipple rocket launched into space, at 3.5 mach, he didn't make it"

"I've had my nipple rocket for 3 weeks, Fuck it hurts"

by FluffyTheRipper April 23, 2009

Morning Nipple

When a woman wakes up in the morning with huge stiff nipples. Like morning wood on a woman.

Man, my girlfriend spooned me in the morning and I can feel her morning nipples poking me in the back!

by Mornip December 21, 2010

snappy nappy dugout

A vagina that is so hairy and smelly that even bigfoot would be scared to go into that jungle. One that requires the use of a machete just to get access to the juicy split. Eye protection must be worn at all times because a few of the hairs are no longer curly and may poke out your eye(s). Keep all moist surfaces alway due to the high build up of yeast infections. Eat at own risk!

Last night at Northgate, this nasty white girl walked by and the snappy nappy dugout was in full effect because everyone's eyes began to burn and many taught the club was being raided with tear gas.

by Wun Hung Lo July 20, 2008

Nippled

When two erect nipples are stabbed into someones eyes

Jimmy: OMG THAT GUY JUST GOT NIPPLED!
Bob: I think hes dead...
Jimmy: What a way to go
Bob: Yeh
Jimmy: Imagin his gravestone "Nippled to death 2006"

by Azzmation November 3, 2006

nipple tag

A game in which somebody unexpectantly shows their nipples to someone else, while screaming "NIPPLE TAG!". The person who was tagged must repeat the steps and continue the game, regardless if they are male or female.
The game is usually started by a male in order to see other girls' breasts.

"Man, Jason started a massive game of nipple tag yesterday"
"Yeah, I heard Judy was tagged! Did you see her boobs?"

by asdg;p'ngb December 29, 2007

nipple hug

When person A gives person B a hug, && person B is at least a head shorter than person B.

Boy: Oh, you're about six inches shorter than me!
Girl: NIPPLE HUG! *hugs*

by ckish June 3, 2008

nappyslappin'

the finishing move of mortal kombat character mrs cook, she snaps her nappy into the face of an opponent killing in one swift move. the stench alone is enough to take down the heftiest buffalo

Haziz – “Dude, Did you smell mrs cooks nappy? its kicking up something feirce"

Manny having sex – “na man, I slept naked last night and I heard chocolate moose was late for work this morning”

Haziz – “Shucks, he’s in for some serious nappyslappin'!!!”

by PULLED APART BY REDMAN December 10, 2009