celbratory murder ; when guys like john or what ever some fucking redundant empty vessel of a human being think its okay to pick some random off the after consuming COPIOUS amounts of drugs and alchol..who thinks he can murder some beast ass chicka just like that who has crazy ass arms and being from dublin always carrys a sharp..
crazy bitch5: john thinks he can pull of murder but his choice was soo random he could have easily had a knife sticking out of his jugular vein..yeah this bitch is the origional jugallette motherfuckers..aint nothing can compare to this..!
try ur celebratory murder elsewhere on some chick who is some priest loving piece of man worshiping fucking piece of fucking cunt crap hotpocket shit!
try ur celebratory murder elsewhere on some chick who is some priest loving piece of man worshiping fucking piece of fucking cunt crap hotpocket shit!
by JUGALETTEGURLKNIFEURASSUPSOBAD October 20, 2010
The act of (type of sex) fugging a choice biddie while she has been bleeding through her slit, just to find out that after completion, your dick looks like it has been skinned. Its bare... its raw... its red... murder dick.
by Beefy Curtains September 25, 2014
Shelby was eating a swimming around yesterday but now she's belly up??? Something's fishy, sounds like a classic case of fish murder!!
by fishdontlie December 06, 2010
by Kathy R February 06, 2008
A book by the same title. A true story of the police investigation of Mark Hoffman, a bomb murderer, professional forgerer and member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. Hoffman entertained himself by creating documents to embarass the Church and sell to the highest bidder. A book with it's own, not too subtle agenda, but once you get past the anti-Mormon blather it's a decent true crime read.
by Fanny Alger's Mom May 15, 2006
Never you mind the perpetrators. The REAL murder scene is when you sneak a deuce onto the rim or a public toilet, wipe yer keester, and then ‘chalk’ an outline of yourself onto the stall walls in deuce juice. If you really want to go over the top, then you save a little doo-doo butter, and wipe it all over the sink handles, soap, and paper towel handles, whilst saving a little extry for the exit door handle. NOICE!
Rod the Bod left a murder scene in the shit house at that Friendly's Restaurant back in the 90s. Tony was witness to that afwul carnage... Other than Tony, there are no credible witnesses in this unsolved case, although a plaque was dedicated in honor of the event.
by Jeremiaj December 13, 2006
Damn, chris is the coldest muff murderer on the east coast.
im a muff murderer, and you better respect it.
im a muff murderer, and you better respect it.
by Muffalufagus September 13, 2009