I need a thick freak; I can't be fuckin' with frail chicks / 'cause when I bust a nut, I'll leave her pussy lookin' like trail mix."
- David "Strat" Campbell, in a freestyle
1. I hate clubs. The only reason I even go out nowadays is to try and score some trail mix.
2. Party #1 to Party #2: Hey man, check out that piece of trail mix winking at your from across the bar.
- David "Strat" Campbell, in a freestyle
1. I hate clubs. The only reason I even go out nowadays is to try and score some trail mix.
2. Party #1 to Party #2: Hey man, check out that piece of trail mix winking at your from across the bar.
by curtis meyer October 23, 2009

Famous TV artist Tony Hart is in is bedroom wanking to classical music.
Mum:"Are you ok Tony?"
Tony:"I'm just mixing my paints mother!"
Mum:"Are you ok Tony?"
Tony:"I'm just mixing my paints mother!"
by Wee Ron September 12, 2004

Quite possibly the best mix and match weapon is The Dual-Wield Chainsaw Shotgun Laser Earrings with detachable missile launchers and drink dispensers.
by Someone404 March 10, 2020

A popular hiphop artist from the late 1980s and early 1990s, Sir Mix-A-Lot composed such massively appealing titles as "Baby Got Back," or "Cocaine," and "One Time's Got No Case." Following a successful singing carreer, he is now managing several of today's most successful bands.
"I like big butts and I cannot lie. You other brothers can't deny, that when a girl walks in wit' a itty bitty waist and a round thang in yo' face you get sprung..."
~ Excerpt from Mix' most popular song, "Baby Got Back"
~ Excerpt from Mix' most popular song, "Baby Got Back"
by Bo Duke... February 18, 2005

Three mixed british sisters, all of whom start with the letter “C”. They express their finer shades of meaning entirely in british accents (which will continue even when asked to stop). They come from Britain but are all racially ambiguous, ethnically questioned, and all around confused. They all have frequent identity crisis(es) and cry to their cabin mates about their sad mixed lives. But rest assured, they are perfectly normal....;)
by three mixed british sisters July 1, 2019

When you flip over a keyboard of a system admin, programmer or other tech and bang on it. The stuff that falls out is "admin trail mix".
We were all disgusted by the admin trail mix that came out of Bob's keyboard and had to disinfect his desk with Lysol.
by Omglolhax February 2, 2017

Named after a popular Arby's sandwich, a mx-a-melt is a sex act in which you pee on your partner while giving them a titty twister.
I totally gave the bitch a mix a melt and her titties were swollen and covered in piss. It was ILL!!!
by Trevor Fuckin LeBlanc June 17, 2006
