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Minnesota Mustache

Like a Dirty Sanchez but you gotta root a little farther North
I had a Minnesota Mustache last week, my girlfriend is still smelling that shit!
by Hawksinger November 1, 2019
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The Minnesota mascot

A group of men tie a woman to the bed and all Jack off into a pillow case put it on the woman's head and leaves the room
I came home from work and found my wife in the middle of the Minnesota mascot
by The_crack_baby February 11, 2022
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Minnesota Median

A long snow pile that forms in the middle of a wide town road after it's plowed. The snow pile is often not traversable without the most hickest of pickup trucks, so it essentially functions as if a median was installed on the road.
I was goin out fer a rip on the old snow cat when I got to main street and saw the plows came through already and formed that Minnesota Median that always shows up around there.

That's when I decided to take my snow cat and jump the Minnesota Median and oh you betcha that was the best thing I've done on rip in a while.
by OlGrandpaGallager October 16, 2021
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Minnesota skin disease

It’s when you shit on your S/O stomach and spread it around, they then go outside and let it freeze, then they come back inside and you peel it off with your finger nails
Gave my girl the Minnesota Skin Disease last night. She almost died of hypothermia.
by Alrfred sickle boi February 11, 2021
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Minnesota Snow Angel

The sexual act of dry humping your partner on a toboggan speeding downhill. It is also tradition to wear costumes from the Disney movie "Frozen" while performing this act. Make sure to bring appropriate safety gear in case of sledding accidents.
Me and Kathy snuck out during our High School Reunion to make a Minnesota Snow Angel! You betcha it was a blast!
by CakeBakeConnor January 10, 2017
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Minnesota

Yo this place is like Minnesota
by 2Annoying4u June 11, 2018
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Minnesota Sunrise

The sexual act of soaking your erect penis in a container of high proof alcohol, and inserting it in a woman trying to get her drunk.
"I was already hammered and i needed her to be too, so we did a Minnesota sunrise"
by BigR123 April 5, 2025
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