maple syrup moose sploosh

The most important part of Canadian sex.

Person 1: Hey man, did you and Kelly do it last night?
Person 2: Yeah man, and she's from Canada so she asked me go maple syrup moose sploosh style.

Person 1: OH wow I bet that was sticky.
Person 2: You know I got that Canadian rizz tho dawg

by ajb123 May 4, 2024

Maple-Cinnamon Roll

A maple-cinnamon roll is a variant of the classic Cinnamon Roll. This type of cinnamon roll hails from Canada, as the name suggests.

Shawn Mendes is so sweet and precious. Basically a maple-cinnamon roll...because he's Canadian.

by thiam_trash May 23, 2018

Maple

A wonderful pancake robot girl who deserved better… why does Midori do my faves so dirty… anyways she has Borderline Personality Disorder did you know that??

Mickey: Who are the members of the Hot People With BPD club?
Valentine: Me, my bf Shin Tsukimi, Ranmaru Kageyama, and Maple.

by Shin Tsukimi’s bf August 18, 2023

Certified Maple Leaf Moment

When you've been going hard all year, only to fuck it up miles away from the finish line

Watching my daughter give up the winning goal in the 1st round playoff - game 7 to be exact, was a certified maple leaf moment for our family, filled with disappointment and frustration.

by BigGucciFucci April 28, 2024

maple sugar

A very wholesome alternative to refined sugar.

Have you tried Crescent Moon’s Maple Sugar?

by Daniibabanii May 4, 2023

maple kids

A bunch of spoiled rich losers who think their better than Woodbridge. In every way shape or form Woodbridge is better than Maple. Now you know when u see a Maple Kid u tell them that Woodbridge Kids are better

Woodbridge Kids are better than Maple Kids

by 1234567890user December 16, 2019

Maple Dipped Blow-Nut

A term coined as a play on the popular Maple Dipped Donut from Canadian Coffee and Bake Shop Tim Horton's. It refers to a male receiving oral sex from a female while his genitals have been dipped, smeared or covered in Maple Syrup. Preference is to use real maple syrup over the fake table syrup seen in most grocery stores at rebated prices.

So Mike just told me how this girl gave him a Maple Dipped Blow-Nut once. He can't look at her the same way when he orders a coffee from that store anymore.

by s_polly61 July 30, 2017