manaf

A bulgarian swear word used to express your negative feelings against some dumbfuck

Icko: Toshe, zabravih ti kupq bira brat.
Tosho: Ehh, da ti iba maikata manaf izkriven smotan nedoeban.

by ChichkoHeroincho April 20, 2023

manfluvid

Absolutely worse than man-flu, manfluvid is a double blow for any man who has unfortunately fallen victim to both manflu and Covid at the same time (or within a short space of time).

There is no known cure and never will be, highly likely to be critical in nature. Symptoms typically are a lot worse than appear on the outside.

It is vital that energy absolutely must be conserved by any man, to only complete essential tasks vital for the continuity of mankind. These tasks may be wide and varied and often unique to the individual man, but might extend to drinking beer, watching TV, relaxing.

Apart from some of the usual symptoms of involuntary grunts, complaining, lack of energy and general increased grumpiness (most likely to be observed by women playing annoying tiny violins) the clearest way of knowing for sure is when the man declares "Honey I think I may have manfluvid".

Fortunately women remain unable to contract manfluvid and remain remarkably immune, this is a good thing but no woman will ever truly be able to understand the inner turmoil and trauma caused by manfluvid.

Hey Matt, did you hear about Andrew - fallen victim to Manfluvid - poor guy. (Sorry Matt, you wanted to be the poor guy I know!)

by Fadoodles April 28, 2023

Manfriend

The man in an adult relationship. Similar to "boyfriend" but for adults.

"Hey everyone, this is my manfriend, Richard"
"Don't you mean boyfriend?"
" No, he's like, 30" 🤔

by Seraphim Bitches June 4, 2023

Manflake

a fuck your feeling straight male who gets offended by being told no

Dude bro became a real manflake when she rejected him.

by Wasteland Sage June 7, 2023

Man of 7 Shingles

Man of 7 Shingles, Created by "M U G E N" is a robloxian character whom wears 7 Shingles, on his back, back arms, side arms And head. he carries around a toolbox, full of assumed tools to be: Wrench (christmas regrets) Measuring Tape (australian concrete) and Hammer (cursed septic) his face is three robloxian default faces (most likely from 2008) merged into one, 2 faces rotated 45 degrees, to make the mouth look "stitched on".

"i feel like cosplaying as the Man of 7 Shingles"

by alt account July 13, 2023

manfetus

A person, that it is into or is in favor of some form of emasculation as a fetish usually.

Only a manfetus would like the idea of being shoved back up into a womb.

As a manfetus, she gets off to emasculation porn.

by Discord!444 August 4, 2023

manfluenza

A medical condition experienced by men. Characterized generally by cough and/or sneezes accompanied often with general malaise, body aches, and excessive complaining.

I'm sorry but Rob cannot come to the phone right now as he has manfluenza and is on his deathbed.

by rbrice August 16, 2023