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oxy-moron

Someone who is simultaneously breathing and an idiot (EX: you, probably). This noun can also be used to describe someone with infectious stupidity (that is breathing). This word sounds stupid (which it is), but you never know if the person you use it on will be alive the next moment.
(sometimes confused with "oxymoron," which is different I swear).
"They're an oxy-moron."
"I'm such an oxy-moron, I'm going to kill someone in approximately 0.5 hemiseconds"
by CRIMINALCRIMINALCRIMINAL March 15, 2023
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Sir Moron

did you hear the king passed that dumb law
yeah hes a sir moron
by sir moron da great June 26, 2024
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Moron

My uncle Billy is such a moron. Can you believe he voted for Trump AGAIN?
by TruthHurts1980 June 28, 2024
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Moron

Someone stupid enough to support the Parramatta eels.
You support the eels? You're a moron.
by Bons2 July 26, 2024
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moron the slater

A phrase dat means, "We'll give you additional details subsequently", but spelled out "Mad Gab style".
In several of da "Thomas and Friends" stories, one or more idiots cause strings of troublesome trucks loaded with newly-mined raw-blackboard sheets to come loose and go careening off da rails. This is all da info dat we currently have time to state regarding said episodes; moron the slater.
by QuacksO January 24, 2023
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moron

you
haha look at that moron over there! oh wait, its you
by igaslightsprinkles January 29, 2023
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Mis-Directional Moron

A person that gives you the wrong address to a location and you go way off course. The person has no consideration for the fact that you are going to need map purchases at a local gas station to figure out where the hell you should be.
Hey, did you make it to the location with the address I gave you.

No you fucking Mis-Directional Moron, you gave me the wrong address and GPS took me 50 miles off course. I didn't even have phone service in the location you gave me, so I had to buy a Rand McNally map set just to get my fucking bearings.
by TinyDefs February 7, 2023
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