Mississippi horsey pants

a cunt

She was a Mississippi horsey pants.

by Mississippi horsey pants January 5, 2018

Mississippi Mud Bath

When someone uses your bath water to clean their posterior, while you are still taking a bath.

I was trying to get cleaned up for the night, when my drunk wife came in and gave me a Mississippi mud bath.

by Punker1977 December 4, 2019

mississippi can opener

A maneuver used in exiting a car, truck, or other vehicle, usually involving discomfort to other riders.

May involve climbing over, under, or through: seats, doors, windows, and other people.

Aw man, I'm stuck. Hold on, I'll do a mississippi can opener.

by bl184999 November 21, 2011

Mississippi air conditioner

A wet washcloth, worn on the head or around the neck, especially in a public place.

An old lady in the Walmart wore a Mississippi air conditioner on her neck as she stood in the long line.

by thjam September 19, 2014

Mississippi motor boat

The act of fucking a chick in the ass until she begins to shit, then you proceed to motor boat her asshole.

You hear ol' Tommy gave some bitch a Mississippi motor boat last night in the handicapped bathroom stall of a chili's?

by MustardBreath March 26, 2021

mississippi mouse trap

a girl's hairy pussy

Well I was having a good time with Jane until she unleashed her Mississippi mouse trap.

by brian1108 May 19, 2006

Mississippi Mud Pie

Taking a shit and flinging it at your partner from across the room while masturbating.

The band Puddle of Mudd derived their name from this move.

My girlfriend loves Mississippi Mud Pie's, because she can even get them when she's on her period.

by Dunlap12345 June 11, 2009