mississippi can opener

A maneuver used in exiting a car, truck, or other vehicle, usually involving discomfort to other riders.

May involve climbing over, under, or through: seats, doors, windows, and other people.

Aw man, I'm stuck. Hold on, I'll do a mississippi can opener.

by bl184999 November 22, 2011

mississippi pickle fuck

A shot of tequila/vodka (vodquila) followed by a shot of pickle juice

Hey Brad, let’s take a Mississippi Pickle Fuck to start off the night.

by Mbrick April 24, 2019

Mississippi Mud Bath

When someone uses your bath water to clean their posterior, while you are still taking a bath.

I was trying to get cleaned up for the night, when my drunk wife came in and gave me a Mississippi mud bath.

by Punker1977 December 05, 2019

Mississippi meat musket

When hunting deer or wild hog. One humps the dead animal to near climax then stops and returns home to finish in the first relative they come in contact with.

Man I gave sis the ol Mississippi meat musket and uncle daddy hasn't let off it since.

by Nkratzer06 February 09, 2021

Mississippi air conditioner

A wet washcloth, worn on the head or around the neck, especially in a public place.

An old lady in the Walmart wore a Mississippi air conditioner on her neck as she stood in the long line.

by thjam September 19, 2014

mississippi mouse trap

a girl's hairy pussy

Well I was having a good time with Jane until she unleashed her Mississippi mouse trap.

by brian1108 May 12, 2006

Mississippi Mud Pie

Taking a shit and flinging it at your partner from across the room while masturbating.

The band Puddle of Mudd derived their name from this move.

My girlfriend loves Mississippi Mud Pie's, because she can even get them when she's on her period.

by Dunlap12345 June 11, 2009