Mississippi mud cat

When you take a slim jim meat snack and stuff it into a penis and the other party noodles it out with their tongue.

Stacy was giving Brad a Mississippi mud cat in the back yard.

by Brisket01 August 4, 2018

mississippi death penalty

the Mississippi death penalty is when you use skim milk as the bong water for a bong. then, after you do that leave it to sun bathe for a week. Afterwards, you find a poor soul and once you somehow convinced them to comply. you make them drink said substance from bong.

alright jimmy!!! time to suffer: drink the Mississippi death penalty

by SoggyBrain April 14, 2021

mississippi can opener

A maneuver used in exiting a car, truck, or other vehicle, usually involving discomfort to other riders.

May involve climbing over, under, or through: seats, doors, windows, and other people.

Aw man, I'm stuck. Hold on, I'll do a mississippi can opener.

by bl184999 November 21, 2011

Mississippi horsey pants

a cunt

She was a Mississippi horsey pants.

by Mississippi horsey pants January 5, 2018

Mississippi oink and poink

Cover yourself in bologna shove a curly fry in your ass and make oinking noises as you angrly jerk off

"Im sorry I left early guys, i needed to relax with a nice Mississippi Oink and Poink

by Flamingpeesocket February 10, 2019

mississippi mouse trap

a girl's hairy pussy

Well I was having a good time with Jane until she unleashed her Mississippi mouse trap.

by brian1108 May 19, 2006

Mississippi Mud Pie

Taking a shit and flinging it at your partner from across the room while masturbating.

The band Puddle of Mudd derived their name from this move.

My girlfriend loves Mississippi Mud Pie's, because she can even get them when she's on her period.

by Dunlap12345 June 11, 2009