crikey mikey

Aussie version of For Fucks Sake

oh crikey mikey what is wrong with you?

by drklm November 7, 2017

Mikey

The person who I love with my whole heart. I want to cuddle her forever and protect her from anything ever hurting her.

"Mikey sounds like a keeper"

by Lilith Lills January 14, 2024

mikey<3

A very awesome, handsome, and funny guy on Discord. If you have a friend named mikey<3 on Discord. You are lucky as hell!

OH MY GOD! IT'S mikey<3!

by Someone called mikey January 29, 2022

Mikey

According to all known laws
of aviation,

there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.

The bee, of course, flies anyway

because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.

Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.

Barry! Breakfast is ready!

Ooming!

Hang on a second.

Hello?

- Barry?
- Adam?

- Oan you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.

Looking sharp.

Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.

Sorry. I'm excited.

Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.

A perfect report card, all B's.

Very proud.

Ma! I got a thing going here.

- You got lint on your fuzz.
- Ow! That's me!

- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
- Bye!

Barry, I told you,
stop flying in the house!

- Hey, Adam.
- Hey, Barry.

- Is that fuzz gel?
- A little. Special day, graduation.

Never thought I'd make it.

Mikey is a 🐝

by Lucid444 December 31, 2020

Mikey Venus

destined to succeed alpha male leader among men caring to those who he cares for highly intelligent usually , 6’4 arrogant but charming confident and a man who resorts to violence in protection

Mikey Venus is an absolute G

by Nxbbo August 30, 2022