Aw man that sucks- Hey! You can use your phone! There. Oh, better yet, get a guy who's good at phones to use your phone for you! It'll be dope!
Hym "Ok let me jog your memory... Give you a little refresher... You and your friend were talking a bunch of shit about guys who sit and play video games all day, talkin bout, how weak and useless they are... And then I came here, called you a sissy, called your friend a retard, pointed out that I could be doing a bunch of fucked up shit (potentially to you) instead AND that you motherfuckers were asking for it a little bit with this stalking and retard sex cult shit, claimed that I was so much better than you that it's not even fair for me to compete, demonstrated that all of your accomplishments pale in comparison to my shear brilliance... Which shattered your soul... And then you stitched yourself back together with my essence. Which is a radical improvement and is fine because, unlike Russell, there's enough of me for everyone. (Everyone AND their daughters and wives) And now I'm one of the greatest writers of all time.... And what's funny about it is if you ommit the rapey and murdery parts... I'm just better than everyone forever!"
by Hym Iam July 03, 2023
Alice: so you won a lottery after the bar fight but aliens stole the cash... are you sure you're not making this up?
Bob: I admit it's a complex memory.
Bob: I admit it's a complex memory.
by johnaoeboecoedoe May 26, 2013
The best agar.io clan to ever exist according to many pros like zyec, class_q, playboi carti and drake.
by Class_q September 11, 2021
When you meet someone at the weekend and they remeber your name and you have no idea who they are. ' sorry I am a memory fish'.
by DangerDBN June 03, 2020
by Adam December 02, 2004
No Memory March is where you can't remember anything for a month therefore you become retarded until April 1st
Person 1: why is everyone acting so retarded?
Person 2: oh you didn't hear? It's no memory March.
Person 1: no memory March? What the hell is no memory ma-
Person 1's memory: *forgets everything*
Person 1: *goes full retard*
Person 2: oh you didn't hear? It's no memory March.
Person 1: no memory March? What the hell is no memory ma-
Person 1's memory: *forgets everything*
Person 1: *goes full retard*
by Novideosbecausewhynot66@gmail. February 05, 2020
When the awareness of one's (highly) functional memory keeps one from studying/preparing for an exam in a rational way, usually manifesting itself in binge watching TV shows on Netflix, the discovery of new interests, and Googling random celebrities.
That girl has a serious case of memory arrogance- she thinks she is still going to do well on the exam, but only read the notes once then spent the rest of the night Googling celebrity doppelgangers.
by sarbear11 October 23, 2013