Max

Max is a name for someone who will most likely live in his moms basement while playing Minecraft and Fortnite all day and never get a girlfriend so prolly turn gay

Yooo don’t be a max no likes a max

by JiggyNiggy March 15, 2020

Maxed

The act of sharting and staining your underwear.

Kendra maxed her underwear at friendsgiving

by Avcoates10 November 24, 2016

Max

Max is a chill guy most of the time however he bullshits a lot about people and he gets on their bad side. Max is scared of everyone in school including the quiet kid. Max let’s everyone in but he looses them because he bullshits about them.

Is that max? I don’t like him he talked about my dead dog.

by Smart definitions December 22, 2019

max

goofiest man to exist, zero bitches. homosexual.

bitch 1: how many bitches you get?

max: *throws up 4s”

bitch 1: oh

by womenlips3000 October 9, 2022

max

just some guy ya know

guy 1= "who's that?"

guy 2= "that's just a max."

by just max October 22, 2020

Max

Max is a legend amongst the ladies but is secretly homosexual. He can please a woman but would rather please a man. He has small to average genitalia. He loves the outdoors and getting smashed on the weekends. Probably good with cars and other things but chooses to spend his time alone masturbating to men. But other than all that a totally cool dude

Is that man homosexual? He’s probably named Max.

by Max is a pepe November 30, 2017

Max

Max is amazing, he has brown hair and brown eyes that you get lost in. He plays drums and is great a sport. He is extremely competitive with some people. He loves to wear sunglasses in photos and he likes milkshakes! He is the best friend you could ever ask for, and probably a fantastic boyfriend and kisser. Everyone needs a max in their life.

Person one: he was so nice, I didn't catch his name.
Person two: it was proberly Max!

by Scouting sav - music January 25, 2019